“Get out of my house” -Exodus

Joined February 2013
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Kwisatz Haterach retweeted
Like, what the hell is this?! 😭

One day, after his retirement, Barça, PSG, Inter Miami, Argentina should all release training footages of Messi. Genuinely believe we'll all be gobsmacked seeing what his ruthless levels actually are.
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For some reason I can use my ping pong backhand in pickleball but the forehand has to be a tennis swing
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Kwisatz Haterach retweeted
>1 million square miles >80% of US protected waters now open for trawling, trapping, and longlining Every one of our marine national monuments, celebrated by the public and held sacred by islanders, desecrated for the greed of the fishing industry.
NEW Trump has now opened all five U.S. marine national monuments to commercial fishing, ending long-standing fishing restrictions across millions of protected ocean acres. Conservationists warn the move puts habitat for whales, sea turtles, sharks, and coral reefs at risk. 🚩
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Kwisatz Haterach retweeted
A heartbroken elderly Albanian man says Jared Kushner has taken everything he spent a lifetime building, including his land, his home, and the future he hoped to leave behind for his children. He says he returned home one day only to find his property sealed off behind barbed wire, with men in black uniforms standing guard and refusing to let him step inside the house he once called his own. In a single moment, he says, the life he had worked for was gone. “It was the end of the world. The end of the world.” “I felt imprisoned.” “They took my freedom.” “They took my livelihood.” “They took my land.”
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Where do you go from here if you’re Ilia? If you go the McGregor template that he’s been following his whole career, that means an immediate Gaethje rematch. I don’t think anyone would say no to that.
THOSE BODY SHOTS #UFCWhiteHouse
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His defense was really off too. He was getting tagged from jump by stuff you wouldn’t expect him to get tagged by. But what a fight and what a win for Justin.
Fantastic performance by Justin Garthje and fight of the year by drama and stakes. Ilia showed heart but also I feel like he fought pretty bad the whole fight, got eat alive by Justin's jab and collar tie uppercuts.
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Kwisatz Haterach retweeted
I don't even know what to say. I don't think he put it together perfectly, but he did the things that maximized his insane toughness, ridiculous talents and overexcessive violent abilities to beat Topuria in the clear and obvious Fight of the Fucking Year.
Gaethje has never been perfect, but he is a man of moments of excellent brilliance and maximized his conditions that round (the collar ties and jabs help), but the little things (where they are in the cage) might well be the difference maker vs Topuria's insistency.
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What a fight. Ilia quit on the stool?? Justin Gaethje ends his career as lightweight champion at the White House?? You couldn’t write an ending that sweet for him.
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I hope Gaethje has something left in the tank and I hope we get to see Topuria’s best for more than like one combination
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Great performance by Gane but as usual the back of the head strikes were egregious
Ok real thoughts, ganes fight for space was genuinely good, great mix ups with the jab, Pereira was fine. I really can't believe Ganes jab put him down. Excellent stuff in terms of finished instincts. Hammered the elbows, stayed on the jab, good stuff honestly.
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Hokit is the most gas station generic guy. Can find his clones driving pickup trucks anywhere in Texas
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Bringing in fervent American patriot Michael Chandler to get slimed by Ruffy was a very funny move I’ll give them that
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Kwisatz Haterach retweeted
The reason it is so bright in the Octagon and so dark in the arena is that half the Epstein list are ringside and we need to hide their faces. #ufcwhitehouse
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Imagining this entire event as the biggest fuck you possible to John McCain makes it much funnier
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Kwisatz Haterach retweeted
"the images are made up by randoms" "DC deleted his post" LMFAOOOO HE'S ADMITTING IT
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Forever annoyed they gave Lopes not one but two undeserved title fights and Volk still has yet to fight Evloev, but he does have great form on his hooks. Garcia was swinging rocked and landing with his wrists while Lopes was connecting with his knuckles every punch
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I’ve been playing UFC classic fights to help me get to sleep at night and man. Even going back to GSP-Parisyan Rogan has just always been dogshit at commentary. He gets a narrative in his head that runs counter to the what’s happening in the fight and just keeps harping on it.
“How the hell did he make 185?” “That calf kick man” “Steel Thai cup” Who’s ready for Joe Rogan today 🫠 #UFCWhiteHouse
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To the what’s happening -_-
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Kwisatz Haterach retweeted
DC just tweeted and deleted this. I saw it myself. Crazy stuff.
I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀 #UFCWhiteHouse
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Khabib Nurmagomedov being the apotheosis of ground and pound while Umar Nurmagomedov is its nadir is so strange to me
Umar setting this sport back decades
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