#FPL - Overall Ranks 🔟 x top 1% | 3️⃣x top 10k | In fantasy decline! | Expect fantasy comment & musical musings |✊SFA OK | COYR 🔴⚪️

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Well there we go… 🌍 1,139 in the world 🤯 Didn’t quite make the top 1k , ironically the first hit I took all season meant I didn’t quite get over the line. Highest ever #FPL rank in 18 years playing the game. Loved it! ❤️
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Here are all the links to today's episode. Please share so I'm not sending myself completely mad doing one a day for no reason. patreon.com/posts/160850811?… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… on.soundcloud.com/wypRClUkQt… creators.spotify.com/pod/pro…
Every Move You Make: Opening match thoughts plus Canada v Bosnia. Tom's Zapatista sympathies are challenged by Mexico's (mostly) joyful opening night win over South Africa, then Juliet and Tom talk about Canada the football culture of Bosnia. patreon.com/posts/160850811?…
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Ragabolly @LiveFPLnet = the best there is 👏 #FPL
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Here’s to a summer free of press conferences with this silly little wanker looking like a senior copper appearing for witnesses after a grisly murder
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Ended up on Haaland/Saka > Marmoush/Bowen. First hit of the season - starting with 9 players 😬 Top 1000 is now a lottery… 🎲 BEST OF LUCK ALL #FPL
Here we are then… GW38. 🌍 1078 Painfully close to a three-digit rank for the first time ever. Contemplating Gyökeres to Bowen 🤔 Captaincy on Bruno 🤷 Lots to contemplate before I start drinking again in Turkey 😬 🍻 Share your punts here… #FPL
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Is it me or does the chaos get worse every year? #FPL
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Sorry - Saka is a rumour. #FPL
No Saka, Haaland, O’Reilly or Cherki. Might go from no hits all season to a -12 😂 #FPL
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Remove 🇳🇴 from your starting XI at your own risk. He still scores… #FPL
Haaland doesn't start. Appreciate the leak? Sign up for our free FPL newsletter. Simple transaction. lazyfpl.com/subscribe?utm_so…
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Seeing talk of no Haaland on the timeline

ALT The Sopranos GIF

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No Saka, Haaland, O’Reilly or Cherki. Might go from no hits all season to a -12 😂 #FPL
Here we are then… GW38. 🌍 1078 Painfully close to a three-digit rank for the first time ever. Contemplating Gyökeres to Bowen 🤔 Captaincy on Bruno 🤷 Lots to contemplate before I start drinking again in Turkey 😬 🍻 Share your punts here… #FPL
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We’ve all been here before… 🙏
How near to the #FPL deadline will people dare to leave it for transfers? Think the site could go down if we leave it too late. 🤔
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Team a total lottery this week so take nothing from it. It just feel he gives minutes to all the guys he hasn't been but total guess work. Stones and Silva surely play a big part. Rico Lewis / Ait-Nouri others that can get mins. GL
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I don’t think there’s much chance of me getting minutes from Saka or Gabriel unfortunately. #FPL
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Who do you think the biggest benching will be in GW38? 🤔
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Love this as always from @FPLMeerkat 👏 If there was ever a day for a strong bench, it’s today! 😂 #FPL
Predicted lineups for ALL 20 Premier League teams: Gameweek 38 The finale! Expect chaos to ensue!! 💥 Averaging 87% accuracy this season ✅ 🟢🟡🟠🔴 = Likelihood of a start (%) = Accuracy on previous predictions: 🆕 = New players in the lineup ⚠️ = Concerns 🧵
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Here we are then… GW38. 🌍 1078 Painfully close to a three-digit rank for the first time ever. Contemplating Gyökeres to Bowen 🤔 Captaincy on Bruno 🤷 Lots to contemplate before I start drinking again in Turkey 😬 🍻 Share your punts here… #FPL
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A compelling listen. As a #SaintsFC supporter, I think the factor that’s been overlooked the most in the last couple of weeks is the impact on the supporters of the clubs involved. My emotions have moved from disbelief to outrage to a version of mourning (and back again)
Emergency episode: Spygate Southampton have been thrown out of the play-offs and hit with a four point deduction for next season. Juliet lists comparable cases and some of the game’s biggest ever scandals, while Tom tells the human side of the story. patreon.com/posts/158813316?…
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GW37 🔻 🌍 1079 rank. The late Brighton CS loss was the real killer, though Cherki/Gyökeres also stung. Will take a risk on captaincy in 38 to try and move back to a three-digit rank. Hope you did well… #FPL
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A great team effort! 👏
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My #FPL gameweek so far…

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