The Drama Hobgoblin, Host, co-owner of @MPTabletop store & Head DM, TTRPG designer, powerlifter, Soy Boricua 🇵🇷

Joined December 2012
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I've been dedicating myself to my store, so no streams but tbh y'all I'm just kinda having fun oki be back tomorrow :3
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Reichsmarschall Turner of the Reddit Reich. Head of the Hähnchennugget Legion
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The only political compass I care about.
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Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.
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Whenever someone tweets about a show, I should be able to astral-project into their room, and if they watched the show while scrolling through their phone, I blow them up with my mind.
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Peter Thiel is making these guys so fast I totally missed the saga of Chud the Builder, who nearly blew his shit smoove off x.com/FearedBuck/status/2054…

ChudTheBuilder has now been charged with attempted murder, employing a firearm during a dangerous felony, aggravated assault, and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon, and is currently being held in jail pending arraignment.
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My finger slipped, and I logged out of everything
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I contacted the FCC I'm not gonna be able to stream till someone comes out here to upgrade our line. x.com/i/status/2052449391433…

My internet provider has been fucking me so I can't work and everyone I speak to has been trying to upsell me or literally gaslight me the fact this isn't a utility and they can do this shit is ridiculous. I've been chasing it down for two weeks already
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Posts like these are bait for thirst traps and I refuse to believe otherwise and also you should call me. This is also bait. At least I'm honest x.com/i/status/2052437786930…

Yes 170lbs is fat for a woman, truth hurts ladies.
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My internet provider has been fucking me so I can't work and everyone I speak to has been trying to upsell me or literally gaslight me the fact this isn't a utility and they can do this shit is ridiculous. I've been chasing it down for two weeks already
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When a film divides critics and audiences.
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This is like 9/11 for dudes that like big women. x.com/i/status/2046995800727…

Quando me falaram da chubby eve, eu esperava ela mais gorda estou realmente desapontada, EVE COMA, COMA EVE, COME TUDO
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It's me. I'm in a dark place rn
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I'd love a virtual pet that went to the strip club. The loyal tony soprano Tamagotchi:
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My wife's boyfriend made me really understand my place in this relationship last night.
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Chris the Narc subplot during this whole drama
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Me adding cloudi and falgi to the mod team three years ago
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Another call has hit the Oppogon
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In the Hammurabi Code they used to cut guys' hands off for theft (picture unrelated)
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