My lad @DShut7946 has transformed this wasteland on our estate to something that young kids use and have a kick about with their pals. He doesn't want college full time and is desperate for an apprenticeship, unfortunately there hard to come by😟 Anyone know any in cental lancs

#OnThisDay 1999 HM The Queen gave permission for Surg.Capt. Rick Jolly to wear insignia of the Argentine Orden de Mayo granted by Argentina for Jolly’s life saving care to Argentine casualties as well as British during the Falklands, he was the only person decorated by both sides

Thanks printer, that cheered me up

Well done @RoyalMail - took a mere 19 years to deliver this magazine. Inconvenience? Well the kids have now left home ….

In 2003, I was 9 years old & I auditioned to play Jeremy in Chitty @ the Palladium. I got a recall then got cut. I was in the street crying into the arms of my grandma when a man stopped and asked if I was ok. My grandma explained and he wrote me this. It was Anthony Head. RIP 💔

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review. They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆. Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

A quick story about Anthony Head. He was of my earliest interviews as an entertainment journalist. It was GILES… from BUFFY. I was nervous. Towards the end of our conversation, I dried up and forgot my next question… (1/2)

My annual #Pride month video looking at religious pioneers and philosophies. Hope term 6 goes well for everyone. #edutwitter #education #pride #pridemonth #gaypride #lgbtqia youtu.be/qzBbdKtzjKg

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.

Some students require very little attention, while others demand a great deal of it.

As Year Six pupils all over the country are sitting down to take their SATs tests this week, I just wanted to come on here and remind everyone about just how important they are. As an adult, I’ve lost count of the number of job interviews I have been to where they have demanded to know my scores from that fateful week back in 1995. In fact, my first girlfriend refused to marry me because my creative writing ‘could have showed a greater range of vocabulary’ more than ten years previously. All things considered, there is literally nothing more important in life than these tests, and they are absolutely not a total waste of time designed to cause unnecessary stress and anxiety for the sake of generating performance statistics during a period when you should be making beautiful memories during your final months at Primary School. The government absolutely couldn’t obtain the same metrics by asking teachers to assess children’s work on an ongoing basis, thus reducing their overall workload as well. So keep those scores safe and sound somewhere - the trajectory of your entire life will be based on this moment.

My wife just phoned me, and said, “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Christmas many years ago?” Me: “Yeah” Her: “Fast forward one hour, 16 minutes and 28 seconds” Me: “Ok, now what?” Her: “You see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion?” Me: “I can see that, yeah” Her: “Just behind him, there are two gladiators having a sword fight with each other” Me: “Okay, I see them” Her: “Well, behind those two, on the left-hand side of the screen, there’s a gladiator holding a spear” Me: “Yes, I can see him” Her: “Right! Those are the sandals I want for my birthday”

Please retweet this . Mason's only 15. He went missing yesterday. I bet his family are worried. Many thanks all of you. 🫂💗 Jill

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Every time I go to Best Buy I look for the alien my dad taped to the ceiling 20 years ago when he worked there. Still going strong

this only makes sense if you were there

“The Death Star is under attack. Where is Vader?” “He’s in the ballroom, sir.”

Long shot but I think I lost this bag on the Elizabeth line to King’s Cross from Heathrow airport. Potentially also left it on the line from King’s Cross to Euston. It has my passport, phone and sunglasses. The passport is really important.

I wonder if you know what a Quranist is… this week I chat to Farouk Peru about what it means and how it impacts beliefs and practices! #islam #quran #quranist #teamre

🚨 In one week, we will be watching an F1 race again.