Inbred moron, idiot, irredeemable loser. 6’4”
Joined April 2022
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
"relying on your partner is dangerous" but you expect guys to get married in a system where a woman can take half his money and his kids on a whim for no reason at all.
This shouldn’t be glorified.
If something happens to her husband, she’s screwed. She will have to start from scratch.
I learned from my mother, that having your own education and your own income is SO important. Relying on your partner can be dangerous. 😩
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
These are not green flags. These are signs that he already has a girlfriend who lives there.
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Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment:
1. Expensive candles
2. Nice hand soap
3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator
4. No clothes on the floor
5. No dishes in the sink
6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1)
7. Owns a hairbrush
8. Plants that are alive
9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar
10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”)
11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired
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If you can’t even beat women how do you expect to beat a man?
Topuria dated a whore from Miami who left him - GOT KO'D
Demetrious Johnson stayed loyal to his wife for 20 years - GOT KO'd
Conor married his highschool sweetheart - got KO'd
Only person that NEVER LOST is JON JONES who beats women
Lessons in there.
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Visited bookstore in small town over the weekend with family. Rural Canadiana. Queer this, Trans that, Indigenous voices, wheelchair accessible entrance, “Classics” section consisted of Emily Wilson’s Iliad and Das Kapital. I nearly became violent
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
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Panicans be like “you forgot the moon & the stars nigga”
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Jun 15
This whole thing convinced me the Indian caste system is legit legit and not exaggeration
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Jun 14
found a video of someone talking about this painting and they described it as depicting a monster filled with menace hungering for his next victims and it shook me bcs i have always seen it as a profoundly tragic painting of a creature trapped in a cruel cyclical hell
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Jun 14
photo taken before his shift
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Jun 15
We've come full circle to "America is living in 2050" posts
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“My dms are open, ladies”
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
I am not calling it fucking Türkiye bro I speak English not Turkish.
I know for a fact they don’t call it “United States of America” in Constantinople. I mean what are we doing here
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12 seconds of NHS funding
Jun 14
JUST IN - Iranian media says the U.S. agreed to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars.
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Jun 14
this actually might be the best illustration ever posted on this app
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Jun 14
RT @mosesofseoul: seeing indians accuse chinese of eating cow dung and having a caste systems is levels of no self-awareness that shouldnt…
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Since there was an 8.2 kiloyear event, and a 4.2 kiloyear event, we should call the little ice age the .2 kiloyear event (and prepare for a cold snap in 4000 years)
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We actually need mandatory classes for Gen Z to deal with relationships like proper adults.
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Brave Indian keeps Hitler’s legacy alive by doing a Nazi salute for 50 years!
Here's another story of an Indian who decided to keep his arm in the air for 50 years
What's with Indians putting incredible effort into meaningless acts when their country is full of rape and pollution? Imagine they put this level of effort into cleaning up their nation.
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Jun 14
I'm actually in awe at Indians managing to mass psychosis themselves into creating and believing in an entirely fake caste system for China. Pretending that it matters in China. Making tweets in Chinese talking about it and pretending to be Chinese people.
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>China have different caste group's in their army ,
>Shangs don't get high level rank in chinse army because, they treated like shit in china
Shang girl. Shi girl
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