big on music, art, tech. lover of most things “sophisti-funk.” ENFJ. Product @Amazon // opinions my own.
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24 Feb 2023
I have another theory. The younger we are, the larger percentage of our existence is made up by a year. The older we are, the less. Our age in our head is dictated by our perception and relationship with time. That explains younger people feeling older too.
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Nate Fender retweeted
6 Sep 2025
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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30 Aug 2025
Wife: “toys in our house are not allowed to have touchscreens, but they can have 90’s era republicans.”
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12 Aug 2025
It took 70 years but it finally happened
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10 Jun 2025
Hard pass. Too much echo included for the price.
10 Jun 2025
here’s what $49,500,000 will get you in Boston at the St Regis in the 10,609 square foot GRAND PENTHOUSE
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4 Jun 2025
I was going to call this dumb, but former NTSB board member John Goglia just texted me and told me to reply with this instead:
The issue raised in The Rehearsal is whether the authority gradient affects copilots' willingness to assert themselves at critical junctures and captains' willingness to hear copilots in those moments.
Neither the question nor the answer dealt with this well-recognized cockpit issue. Nor the NTSB's analysis of the issue of what was lacking in current training and its recommendation of role-playing to ameliorate this situation.
Nathan Fielder’s question has been asked and answered!
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11 Apr 2025
Something in the water with the @Mariners. cc Randy Johnson
10 Apr 2025
Ken Griffey Jr. is at the Masters this year as a credentialed photographer
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26 Mar 2025
Old F-18 fighter pilot here with 80 combat missions - launch times on a strike mission ARE ABSOLUTELY CLASSIFIED.
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8 Mar 2025
Still one of the greatest TV performances from any band ever
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27 Feb 2025
We’re back
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4 Feb 2025
It’s actually not. It shouldn’t be “one shot.” Ever tried to fix a building you just demolished? This isn’t one-shot prompting of ai.
Hysterical reactions like this is how you know that @DOGE is doing work that really matters.
This is the one shot the American people have to defeat BUREAUcracy, rule of the bureaucrats, and restore DEMOcracy, rule of the people. We’re never going to get another chance like this.
It’s now or never. Your support is crucial to the success of the revolution of the people.
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4 Feb 2025
A more measured view.
4 Feb 2025
I'm generally sympathetic to what you're doing. But I hope you will take your time and do it carefully. This isn't just a company. Companies are born and die within the system, and it's ok. But this is the system itself we're talking about here.
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3 Feb 2025
Pointing out the speck in someone else’s eye while ignoring the plank in your own…
2 Feb 2025
FINAL WARNING:
THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING AS IT RELATES TO CONFIRMATIONS OF @realDonaldTrump ‘s NOMINEES. IF THERE ARE PEOPLE INSIDE OF THE ODNI, THE CIA, OR THE FBI THAT ARE WORKING TO SUBVERT THE NOMINATIONS OF @TulsiGabbard , @Kash_Patel or @RobertKennedyJr , I AM WRITING TO LET YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER STOP NOW AND THINK BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER. THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT ARE READY TO BE WHISTLEBLOWERS AND THERE IS SO MUCH REPORTING CURRENTLY FLOWING OUT (NOT CLASSIFIED LEAKS!), BUT LEAKS OF SUBVERSIVE AND TREASONOUS BEHAVIOR. THIS HAS TO END AND TRUST IF IT DOESNT, YOU WILL BE CAUGHT AND YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.
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18 Jan 2025
Alright. I’m done here. I’m going to be a content creator over on TikTok. See you there?
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14 Jan 2025
hold up the actual cast showed up?!
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