Retired LEO, Married to an absolute smoke show. doing this for fun. Mysterious Mr C. Just here to promote my podcast and enjoy the shit show that is Twitter

Joined May 2017
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If you are part of #GenX you have lived in: 5 Decades 2 Centuries 2 millennia all before the age of 50! For more #RandomThoughts, ADD rabbit hunts mixed into a little True Crime listen here.👇 That is all #CarryOn
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@Xfinity @XfinitySupport I don’t like to do this but you guys damaged my sprinkler system when running fiber in my neighborhood. I have tried numerous times to reach out to the ‘project manager’ only to have my calls screened and ignored. This is ridiculous. It’s a very simple
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Repair. I literally see the fiber lines running right next to my sprinkler lines. It’s more a matter of principle. Just do the right thing and fix it stop trying to dodge responsibility. I will be taking this to all of my social media now and will also be reaching out to my
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Local news crew, as I am not the only one who has had property damaged during this install. #dobetter #xfinity
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If you truly understand why this is so funny, your back probably hurts and you need to schedule your colonoscopy
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Poll time… for the couples. Especially the ones married more than 10 years. How often are you having sexy time?
0% 1-2 times a week
0% More than twice a week
0% 1-2 times a month
0% Once a month or less
0 votes • Final results
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Ummm? Okay?
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This is specifically for the Gentlemen in the group……You and your boys burned it down at the bar last night…. You wake up next to HER?👇 what’s your first thought?
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This is arguably the most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard. 1) How do you legitimately expect a woman to stop an attacker who probably outweighs her by 80# or more? and 2)If you’re actively raping a woman you absolutely DESERVE to be shot. Repeatedly. Preferably to death. x.com/chrismardell/status/16…

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I booked a flight from Orlando FL to Phoenix AZ. Apparently I got on the wrong plane or something, the plane landed at 9:45ish at night. I walked through the jetway and was smashed in the face with 105 degrees of face melting ‘Dry Heat’
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A sad day indeed in entertainment. RIP Jerry Springer.
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TrueCrime_DumpsterFire retweeted
May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Thank You !!!
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Up next, our very dear friend Aaron from @Ihadtosayitpod joins us to talk about our favorite foods, alcoholic drinks and non alcoholic drinks #PodNation #PodernFamily
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It doesn’t get more #Florida #floridafreak #ironic than having a ‘Let’s go Brandon’ tattoo on your forearm working at Starbucks. 😂
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In my ‘actual’ job we had a giant Walmart type company takeover a family business. Since then I have felt like I’m playing in the band on the #Titanic.
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SEE! Someone knows about my podcast. 👇
True friends are always together in spirit. @DerrickWalkerJ2 @films_that @TV_Fanatic_Girl @AAWerewolfinNJ @_Zombie_Crew_ @cultofsplat @FilePodcast @Seekingtarot @ReshootMoviePo1 @SassSips @recentactpod @DoomGenPod @r0se420 @SuperMediaBros_ link.chtbl.com/thatlovepodca…
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There’s the horror of listening to my medium speed some drag TC podcast, but if you want #ACTUAL #horror this is where to go👇
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We’re getting into the themes, inspirations and the gorey good times of Ti West’s 70s throwback slasher X! Subscribe to the show via the link below 👇 linktr.ee/cmthpodcast #Horror #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam #MutantFam #HorrorCommunity #PodcastAndChill
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After you finish my dumpster fire, check these guys out. You’re welcome.
An #SVU featuring Bakula tricking his mistress into putting their love child up for adoption should lend itself to hours of Quantum Leap convo wondering how Ziggy & Al let this happen, but a pretty heinous guest star takes up a lot of that time this week. munchmybenson.com/episodes/k…
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If you can identify #this go take some ibuprofen and call your doctor to schedule your #colonoscopy . It’s probably time. 😜
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Once you manage to get through my #truecrime #dadjoke of a podcast check this one out as a pallet cleanser
🚨New Episode 🚨 Episode 13 This week Gaz and Dange go back to the 60s and the shows that were repeated in the 80s and 90s, Gaz remembers some of his favourite shows. Next week Dange goes through his favourite 70s shows Listen 🎧 linktr.ee/TIDRPodshow?fbclid…
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After almost an entire year off of podcasting I’m BACK like a vertebrae. #dadjokes but seriously I am back. #podcast #podcastlife #truecrime Check out my latest episode here 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/6Oq…
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