Joined November 2021
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im like if a pervert was terrible at overwatch
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Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
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β€œPeople you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible
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I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel
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What’s a gif that perfectly describes your Drives experience? πŸ’₯
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The grocery store in dead rising 1 is the most beautiful place on earth
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Jun 11
the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone
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Lost my job at the small penis factory
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Kenya Police Rejected my project πŸ₯²πŸ˜­
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Using a condom and still pulling out, that 2 factor authentication
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I wish I could just bite and bunny kick all my problems like my cat
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RT @SteveScipio: Having to work a single hour at my job is worse than a billion holocausts and slaveries put together t.co/LqadTkEz…
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I really hate shower sex my dick always gets stuck in the drain
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type of shit that would happen if you were caught using tiktok in 2019
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Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers
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Only true OGs know the pure excitement of seeing this in a zombies lobby
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