sifting electron frass. always b catalyzing. People is hardest part of tech. virtus et honor. Memes. Idiot but also genius. WHIM respecter. X dotcom on hardmode
Joined September 2018
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Gammadocious retweeted
Me: So I always thought Cookie Monster was an adult so it was weird for him to hang out with Elmo but he's actually a child! You meet his mom in one episode and she's like a bigger cookie monster but with hair and--
My husband: I'm sorry, we cannot talk about this on date night
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glad to see the white house interested in roman classical authors
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i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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Gammadocious retweeted
Dear US government,
Since you've just blocked Fable and Mythos on critical national security grounds, here are some other tools that pose a similar threat to the American people:
- Microsoft Teams
- SAP
- Salesforce
- Jira
- Outlook
Please do what you must to save America 🇺🇸
‼️🚨 BREAKING: Amazon researchers snitched to the US government about jailbreaking Fable 5 and Mythos 5, forcing Anthropic to immediately shut down worldwide access.
A security export control directive from Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick enforced the action.
Anthropic is fighting the directive and calls it a misunderstanding.
This isn't the first clash. The Trump administration had already tried to get Anthropic to pause the release of its latest models before this directive landed.
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Homeownership maintenance tip: write on everything. Write the installation date right on the unit. Write the breaker number circuit info on new wiring. Write the breaker number on the back of outlet face plates. Write on the junction boxes in the basement. Write the date on the furnace every time it's serviced.
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Gammadocious retweeted
Jun 12
Rest in peace to Gene Shalit, a man whose Kermit the Frog interview went absolutely off the rails in 1984.
Nobody has interviewed a Muppet like this since.
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Gammadocious retweeted
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Everyone saying Elon Musk is the world’s first trillionaire is conveniently ignoring the entire country of Zimbabwe
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Sarissa Bloodstains It All:
live-action nickelodeon show in style of HBO Rome, from Philip II’s consolidation through Alexander’s death
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put 50% of your portfolio into one stock before earnings drop. NFA
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cursed as in, you save a bunch of trolley riders, but one joins your school board and turns everything AI
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AI startup CFO, CEO, CMO, and CTO
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this is awesome
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I teach auto shop at a small high school. We work on students cars, teachers cars, students parents cars and some community people cars. We only charge for parts and not labor, so we saved some people a lot of money last school year. This last school year we did 126 oil changes, 68 brake jobs, 85 alignments, 4 steering racks, 22 tune ups, 32 struts, 20 shock absorbers, 4 transfer cases, mounted and balanced 82 new tires, 4 timing chains, 15 valve cover gaskets, 14 thermostats, 4 radiators, 12 in tank fuel pumps, 8 EVAP canisters, 6 exhaust manifolds, 4 mufflers, 15 AC repairs including evacuate and recharge, 8 alternators, 22 batteries, 9 starters and so much more! Proud of those students I am!
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the life of my
perfect car
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insolent insurance adjusters
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Gammadocious retweeted
Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.
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Gammadocious retweeted
Jun 8
[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"
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When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.
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Gammadocious retweeted
this is how it feels to debug a system when prod is down
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