CEO of @wagwalking — striving to be the #1 pet platform in the US.

Joined October 2010
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Couldn’t be more excited for the 🐐 — @bonatsos has been my first call for years. Honesty humility raw intellect is a wildly rare combo. Lucky to call him a friend & very excited to see (and back) whatever is next. LFG!
After 15 wonderful years @generalcatalyst I am moving on to new adventures. The best days for GC are ahead! Super grateful to every single one of my teammates that I had the fortune to work with over the years. I learned a lot. Very thankful to our limited partners too for their long-term support. Equally importantly, it's been the privilege of a lifetime to work with so many inspiring tech startup founders from the very early days.
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Parents encourage or let their kids opt into disability diagnosis because it seems like there’s little downside: more time on tests, better chances at college admissions, optional performance enhancing drugs, accommodations of all types. I can’t stress this enough: the consequence is your child’s character. Many kids genuinely believe they’re sick or that there’s something wrong with them. You tell a girl she seems anxious, she’ll believe she’s anxious. You tell a boy he has a true disability in the form of ADHD and he starts thinking creativity or day dreaming is a deficiency. You can gaslight people into believing they’re sick, and we have entire systems and institutions encouraging this. We’ve convinced young people it’s fine to be weak and frail, when we should be doing the opposite: convincing them they’re resilient, independent, strong people who can handle any challenge. If there’s one thing I believe as a parent, it’s that you can will your children into greatness. Society will encourage them to do the opposite, but you don’t have to comply.
This is a great piece with some mind-boggling statistics. - At Brown and Harvard, more than 20% of undergraduates are registered as disabled - At Amherst: more than 30 percent - At Stanford: nearly 40 percent Soon, many of these schools "may have more students receiving [disability] accommodations than not, a scenario that would have seemed absurd just a decade ago." As students and their parents have recognized the benefits of claiming disability—extended time on tests, housing accommodations, etc—the rates of disability at colleges, and especially at elite colleges, has exploded. America used to stigmatize disability too severely. Now elite institutions reward it too liberally. It simply does not make any sense to have a policy that declares half of the students at Stanford cognitively disabled and in need of accommodations.
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Birth Rate Collapse & Economic Utility of a Birth This is really weird, but I suspect it’s overlooked in socio-economic research literature. Below I present 2 zones on the same chart. The pink zone on the left chart shows the useful economic life of 1 human birth in the year 1851. The green zone on the right chart shows the useful economic life of 1 human birth in 2011. Now because of medical advances, sanitation, public health, etc, etc we have significantly improved life expectancy and reduced infant mortality. This means that a birth in 2011 has vastly more hours of economic output than a birth in 1851. Historic mortality rates really cut down the expected economic lifespan of a birth, but how much? The pink area on left = 40 years * 40% ( 40 years * 30% )/2 = 22 years of economic work per birth (yikes!) The green area on the right = 51 years * 98% = 50 years of economic work per birth. These numbers are massively different. The expected working lifespan of a human at birth has increased by 127% over 160 years. Even though we work to approximately the same age. This means that in economic terms 1 birth in 2011 is worth 2.27 births in 1851. How does that gain in economic utility per birth compare to the collapse in volume of births? Today there are 2.31 births per woman worldwide. In 1850 there were 5.82 births per woman. 5.82/2.31=2.52 So we have 2.27x gain in utility per birth and a 2.52x fall in the volume of births? These ratios are within 10% of one another, they almost perfectly track inversely to give a fixed amount of ‘human economic utility birthed per woman’. I find this to be a staggering coincidence. Is the collapsing birth rate just supply and demand? Did longevity gains simply create a temporary oversupply of units of human utility? The population crisis might just be market forces. Or rather, it’s just macro-ecology.
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24 Nov 2025
This is a wild piece
Brilliant article by @profplum99 - I don’t think this could have been articulated anyway possibly better. yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my…
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7 Nov 2025
Replying to @RolandForTexas
You are a taker, not a maker. All you’ve done your whole life is take from the makers of the world. The zero-sum mindset you have is at the root of so much evil. Once you realize that civilization is not zero-sum and that it is about making far more than one consumes, then it becomes obvious that the path to prosperity for all is just let the makers make. Regarding Tesla, the reality is that I have been given nothing. However, if I lead Tesla to become the most valuable company in the world by far and it stays that way for 5 years, shareholders voted to award me 12% of what is built. Anyone who wants to come along for the ride can buy Tesla stock. If Tesla “merely” becomes a $1.999 trillion dollar company, I get nothing. This is a great deal for shareholders, which is why they voted so overwhelmingly to approve this, for which I am immensely grateful. And they did so by a margin far more than you won your political seat.
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Learn to prompt.
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Seriously paw-mazing results for @WagWalking in Q1! 🐾 Revenue is up 13%, we were operating cash-flow positive, platform participants are up 10%, and we launched two new products in our highest-demand verticals. 💪📈 More: investors.wag.co/news-releas…
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17 Mar 2024
this is the most interesting year in human history, except for all future years
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LISAN PAW-L GAIB 🪱
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Join us tomorrow for a conversation about how companies can effectively build a diverse board of directors. Tune in to hear from @jcmangan, @GarrPS and @collegetrack’s Shirley M. Collado: bit.svb.com/4c1OL3q
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@Wagwalking is matching donations made to @bestfriends in honor of the Puppy Bowl on @animalplanet 🐶🏈 Donate here: bfas.org/dx2h Watch Puppy Bowl XX Sunday, February 11 at 2P ET/11A PT on Animal Planet. #PuppyBowl
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Welcome to the @wagwalking family, WoofWoofTV! 18m followers, annually: 800m reach on FB IG, 25m unique viewers on Snap, 5m impressions on YT… Unlocks marketing opportunities and content creation resources for Wag!’s suite of brands! 📈🚀 De-TAILS: investors.wag.co/news-releas…
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ButcherBox For Pets is new to the dog food market, so how does it stack up? 🐶 Check out our review: wagwalking.com/product-guide…
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Proud of @wagwalking for a record Q3 where we’ve reported our highest revenue quarter and highest adjusted EBITDA in company history! 🐾💚📈 $PET
A PAW-some, 🐾 RECORD quarter at @wagwalking (Nasdaq: $PET). Revenues 📈 42% to $21.8m, net loss 📉to $2.2m, and a record adj. EBITDA of $1.0m. We’re laser-focused on innovating & expanding for our incredible community into 2024 beyond. 🚀 De-TAILS: investors.wag.co/news-releas…
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Wagging through Wag! HQ like it's a walk in the park, where everything just paw-sitively makes sense! 🏢🐶🐱📁 Download the Wag! app: wagwalking.com/app
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4 Sep 2023
.@wagwalking CEO: We want to be the ‘pup’ button on your phone. Roll over to PYMNTS for the full recap of @GarrPS' chat w/ Karen Webster: pymnts.com/news/mobile-comme…
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26 Aug 2023
Let’s give a round of appaws 🐾 to BILL customer @wagwalking, a company that aims to make pet parenthood as easy and fulfilling as possible. And if you’re a proud pup parent, tell us who you’re celebrating this #NationalDogDay!
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🚨 BREAKING: @wagwalking $PET is now an adjusted EBITDA-profitable company! Plus, we achieved an all-time service revenue record, saw a 42% increase in Platform Participants YOY to 549k, and increased LTV:CAC ratio from 6:1 to 10:1. 📈 1/2
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2/2 Super proud of the Wag! Team– a huge THANKS to everyone who’s worked so hard to get us here. 2Q2023 is one for the books! 🐾 #wagwalking $PET investors.wag.co/news-releas…

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