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fucking Noah’s Ark btw. the bible story that is the one objectively the most for Stupid Babies. the one you aren’t supposed to really think about again after you hit double digit years.
Jun 14
Several Giants players wrote Bible verses on their caps to respond to Pride Night.
The gesture echoed a familiar pattern: making a night meant for inclusion about something else entirely.
Read more for free, from @GrantBrisbee: nyti.ms/3Q23q8J
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you people are stupid rubes and have not intellectually matured beyond richard scarry. nobody is obliged to take you seriously, and so we won’t
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elden ring composers making the theme for like the 3rd main boss in a game with 600 bosses, for some reason
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hmmm today i will be rome
Jun 15
I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
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the new hire who constantly talks about myers briggs types is going to be on my team
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bruce retweeted
Jun 14
Ebert is eternally vindicated
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Jun 14
do you think the first guy to reach 14 figures will be even more disgusting looking, stupid, and annoying?
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bruce retweeted
Jun 12
his "legacy" in question:
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Jun 13
smashers think it should be illegal to even get you in trouble about video game tournaments a little bit unless you are a serial pedophile/rapist. and they are often not so sure about the latter, either!
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Jun 13
rethuglikkkans are so stupid they believe and say on here that USA could effortlessly take the straight of hormuz via conventional ground warfare, and the reason this isn’t happening is because trump has been insufficiently exposed to arthurian legend or some other moron bullshit
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Jun 13
nothing says Heroic like dying in a serial rapist pedo’s war of choice to keep gas prices down for the summer travel season. definitely worth some human lives
Jun 12
The USA has joined the ranks of the world's post-heroic countries that cannot tolerate even a few casualties to defend even major interests. 82nd troops & Marines in place w ample air support to cut risks did not occupy the Gulf islands to keep the seaways open. WH said no
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Jun 13
I feel like what has happened in melee to me lately is a manifestation of problems that have existed for a long time.
I don't expect this to change anything. I wrote it for closure so I could move on knowing I did everything I could and to say goodbye.
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Jun 13
it can be a difficult spot socially to have people be mad at you. but people are averse to conflict naturally. if you find yourself in a situation where everyone has become upset with you, it might be because you were being upsetting
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Jun 11
supervillain/hero posting is so cringe. even when people are like “oh well you don’t know what it’s like to be great at something” like yeah i don’t know what it’s like to be Great at a Video game. my life is bereft of meaning while ozymandias over here will live forever
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Jun 11
imagine if every time you got a promotion at your job or did really well at a project you were talking about how annihilated your haters are.
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bruce retweeted
Jun 11
The Cleveland Clinic has agreed to end youth transgender care and has committed millions of dollars for detransition care.
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Jun 11
the Credulous Stoogery of it all is going to be so fucking annoying when the AI crash happens. “there was no way to know” ass
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Jun 10
it should offend you to no end that billionaires are so cash fat right now they can afford to buy and puppet legacy news media outlets. essentially using these failing things as a Loss Leader for political influence-buying like a fucking costco hotdog combo.
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