Cali expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

Joined January 2012
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Meanwhile, in Facebook, Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his "roommate" of 20 years.
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Hey @audible_com and @audiblesupport … the new gui for your software sucks ass and not in a good way. Like seriously. The new update has screwed my entire listen history.
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Therapist: so once you realise some people are just no good for you, you can... Me: ... lock them in the basement?
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Everyone is proud of having "Viking blood" until you bring up all the raping and pillaging.
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Astrology is bullshit, but people born in August are just better.
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I don't understand male loneliness. Smoke a blunt and play Super Mario Bros on NES.
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Being liked is easy. All you have to do is give everyone everything they want all the time.
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You're over 50 years old, stop fighting people on the internet.
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I wake up before my alarm every morning. I can't let it win.
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"I hate people." - You, a people
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Some of you are weirder than a fish smoothie.
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Am I the only one who has words they hate? I hate the word ointment.
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It’s weird how Dems keep outperforming in elections while Biden is supposedly historically unpopular. Almost like Biden isn’t actually historically unpopular.
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47 indictments
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So the Heathers voted out one of the Heathers from the Heather Coven in a secret Heathers vote and didn’t tell the Heather?

ALT Winonna Ryder How GIF

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If you decide to migrate to Mastodon, and reach out to me there, I’ll boost you so you can start getting seen. @gaydeceiver@mstdn.social See you there …
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12 Dec 2022
I realize I haven't been here much ... but life over at #Mastodon is so much nicer. - Bad people get blocked by the admins - Doomcasting is verbotten - Think Twitter in 2012, before all the bad stuff started Take a chance and join the Great #mastodonmigration C-ya there!
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19 Nov 2022
** Conspiratorially ** PSSST. Yes, you. C’mere! ** Whispering ** Mastodon has the EDIT button. ** Scurries away into the night ** #EditButton #Mastodon
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This beautiful piece of art arrived at my office today. Made entirely from glass by the extremely talented @McELV1S !! The shipping from USA to Australia alone is crazy expensive, so BIG THANK YOU for this. Displayed proudly on my desk. Give him a follow and check out his art!
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Who had Russian Coup on their 2023 Bingo Card?
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