i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good

People who smoke cigarettes in their cars are actual psychopaths. How do you willingly turn your vehicle into a portable ashtray?

This kid is ruthless😳😳

I tried to quit my job & they sent me a new offer letter with a pay increase…. I’ll see y’all Monday 😂😂😂😂

As an introvert... I will forgive people silently and never speak to them again:

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭

we slept skin to skin, kissed with morning breath, created soul ties, talked about our past traumas, encouraged each other, wiped each others tears, seen parts of each other that we’ve never shared with anyone.... so yeah I might need a minute

WHITE WOMAN TRAPPED ALONE ON TRAIN WITH BLACK MAN — HE ATTACKS HER.

RT @72Breezy: Gay student confronts a homophobic boy calling him a “faggot”

He allegedly tried to sell him fake gold… and ended up walking away soaked and beaten 😳

A guy on my team once raised a concern about a tight deadline, was told it was non-negotiable, delivered anyway by working nights and weekends, and then was told in the retro that the team needed to "get better at flagging realistic timelines earlier." He had flagged it. The flag just hadn't changed anything. Only the framing of what happened changed.

1 on 1 good fight

When even the fake Trump brings bad luck to the table 💀

they really have it all figured out don’t they

Took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, noidea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave

I’m tired of masturbating ,i just want to be loved

Glow down era

this millennial babies too good, those hoes suck d!ck like they lost they safe keys in it.

Lmaooo😭

My tolerance is so high the weed dealer asked if I was buying for a festival… bro I’m just trying to watch cartoons in peace 😭