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Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead

Progressive. Atheist. Scientific Heresy. Food Pr0n. Tennis. Single Malt Drinker. Drunctional Funk. Oblong. Pedantic. Somnambulant. Fleem. #AtheistRollCall

Joined April 2010
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OK @YouTubeTV when I add all Australian Open events, and then you cut short the overnight recording of the women's final match, and you also don't give the option of allowing me to add time to any recording, what's the actual fucking point of your service at all?
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Oi @CHIPcarey , ran across an epic pic of your family at @PricciAtlanta, thought of the time I ran into you and the broadcast team at @ManuelsTavern and you guys were kind enough to let me sit with you for a bit and shoot the shit. I hope you're enjoying your time in St. Louis!
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Seriously @kia my first car I ever bought was a Kia Sephia in 1996. That car broke down constantly and the Kia service was TERRIBLE. I swore never again. But the EV6 was so compelling and your reputation for service excellence changed my mind. WHY DOES IT STILL SUCK SO MUCH?
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OK @Kia my local dealer @EdVoylesKia has had my 2022 EV6 since LAST FRIDAY after apparently botching the ICCU recall replacement, and they claim it's because they're "talking to the people in California" and "it's slow". It's obviously a coolant leak. WHAT IS GOING ON.
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Hey @ATTHelp @ATT there's been an internet outage in my neighborhood for more than 24 hours now, with no time to resolution on your support site. What the hell is going on?
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Holy CRAP @TKOpresents these hard cover volumes are FUCKING GORGEOUS! Can't wait to crack the spines. Thanks for these lovely treasures!
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I'm going to tell my kids this is the video of the Musk/Trump interview. youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZ…
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Those red/green indicator lights that denote parking space availability, but for toilet stalls in public bathrooms.
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Now that Drumpf is a convicted felon, it's comforting to know that he can't vote for himself in Florida any more.
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Y'all @KeithOlbermann just labeled the Don as #DonSnoreleone and I'm fucking dead now.
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What movie did you see at way too young of an age?

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Is it just me or did the DBack left fielder just totally give up on that ball? Seemed to me like he might've had a play on it, at least based on where he was when we saw it bounce like 8 feet up the wall.. #Braves #ForTheA
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OK, @Moiraquirk, I've been laughing over BL-BLANG BL-BLANG BL-BLANG for a week. What you've done with @tazmuir's The Locked Tomb is just sublimely fucking fantastic. From Naberius with his Thurston Howell III - ness to your reading of "Magnus noooooooo", it is a god damn delight.
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Why am I even still here.
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Guys. Nobody really bought Trump's shoes. It's a money laundering scheme.
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"Over half the Republican conference" voting against something means that 70% of the country WANTS Ukraine funding. That makes YOU the ones "betraying the American people". Normally you idiots are in gestapo lockstep, but that's how badly you're fucking this up right now.
Mike Lee
@SenMikeLee
13 Feb 2024
In passing Ukraine funding without real border security, the old guard flaunts its betrayal of the American people for a bill that is DOA in the House. Over half of the Republican conference stood with our constituents and our country and said no. The future is ours.
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NOT APOLLO CREED GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 2024 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS NOT WHAT I ORDERED SEND IT BACK PLEASE
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Hey @dekalbtaxga - I've renewed two cars but only one of the tag stickers has arrived in the mail, and I completed the other one a week before that. The online status says I'm up to date but I have no sticker for one of my cars still. What do I do?
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They fear this. That's why they're replacing it.

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