Yeah , this is pretty good.

How does a valet know how to drive spaceships they cannot afford?

This is what will happen in the world of AI and robots.

ActBlue accepted foreign money and donations under fake names. They knew about it and failed to stop it. And when we asked them about it, they all took the 5th.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. ActBlue just PLED THE 5TH and REFUSED to answer about getting foreign donations infiltrating US politics on behalf of Democrats She wouldn't even refute getting RUSSIAN money! 🤯 ActBlue is a FRAUD group. Shut it down! REP. JIM JORDAN: Your board chairman said ActBlue accepted up to 38 million contributions in 2024 that had the signs of foreign origin. How much fraud is too much fraud? ACTBLUE: On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution. JORDAN: How many foreign contributions did ActBlue accept? ACTBLUE: On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution. JORDAN: How much money did ActBlue accept from Russia? ACTBLUE: On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution. JORDAN: Why did your entire legal team quit? Your in-house legal team? ACTBLUE: On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution. JORDAN: Did your legal team quit because of reduced fraud standards? ACTBLUE: On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution. JORDAN: We won't keep you here all day, but let me just do one more. Did you weaken your fraud standards to help Democrats? ACTBLUE: On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution. Absolutely insane.

Nothing against gays but valid.

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Flash Thought: Tiger Woods really needs FSD.

🇰🇪 Starlink helping schools in Kenya 🇰🇪

Tried to log into my bank this morning Not a new bank. My bank. The one that has my money First it wanted my password Wrong Tried the other one Wrong Reset it "New password cannot match any of your last 24 passwords" That is every password I have ever used Created a new one that I will forget next week Then it said "please verify you are human" I am human I have a mortgage I paid $52.18 for bread, milk, and eggs last week Only a human would do that But the bank was not convinced "Select all squares with traffic lights" Nine squares Three had traffic lights One had the edge of a traffic light pole Maybe two pixels of yellow paint Stared at it for a full minute Selected it Wrong "Select all squares with stairs" Two squares had stairs One had a ramp Is a ramp stairs A ramp is the opposite of stairs I selected the two obvious ones Wrong It wanted the ramp I am a CFO I've fired people with more due process than this But I cannot pass a test designed to keep bots out of my own checking account "Click and hold until the image stops moving" A jigsaw puzzle piece floated across the screen Held it "Verification failed" Held it for thirteen seconds My finger cramped "Success" Then a new screen "Your account has been locked due to suspicious activity" The suspicious activity was me Trying to access my own account Called customer service The phone menu had ten options None of them were "your website thinks I am a robot" Thirty-seven minutes on hold The same fourteen seconds of smooth jazz Looping Every ninety seconds a voice told me my call was important It did not sound important Finally a man answered "Thank you for holding, my name is John" That man's name was not John We both knew it I did not press the issue John asked for my mother's maiden name, my first pet, and the street I grew up on He unlocked the account in forty seconds Forty seconds The bank trusts John more than me And John does not exist Final tally Nineteen minutes of captchas Thirty-seven minutes of smooth jazz One man who was not named John To access money that is mine At an institution that emails me every single day asking if I want a home equity line of credit My wife walked in She said "what are you doing" I said "proving to a computer that I'm not a computer" She said "are you winning" I said "I just spent an hour deciding if a ramp is stairs" She said "that sounds like something a computer would do" She wasn't wrong She usually isn't Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

That’s what it comes down to

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Fraud is insane in California

This is the truth about who benefits from your tax dollars - $115 million dollars PER HOUR is lost to fraud - That’s $1 trillion year, all stolen with fraud This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is from the Government Accountability Office Senator Josh Hawley says the money is going to luxury items, terrorism, child trafficking and drugs Here’s the thing, they are exploiting our outdated government systems, this is exactly what Elon Musk says needed to be fixed and replaced to stop the fraud “They take advantage of antiquated government systems and processes. They go into programs that they know elected and appointed officials won't touch, and they can steal at scale. They learned a really valuable lesson: government never runs out of money. The probability of getting caught is virtually zero.” Read that again, the probability of getting caught is ZERO Criminal networks use stolen identities, synthetic IDs and scale via outdated technology This is highly organized

Yup

Duh this was always going to happen

So accurate. 💀💀💀

Yup

Every. Single. Word. 🎯