Proud father of two, former Blackhawk helicopter crewchief, current stay at home dad, digital art collector, purveyor of shite coins, and degenerate gambler.

Joined October 2011
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For better or worse... Anybody who sticks around after all this insanity deserves everything we have coming to us πŸ˜‚πŸ€
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May in Appalachia
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Me watching two normal people talk about crypto
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A remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has been announced
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πŸ—“οΈ Chimpers Daily Digest - Tuesday, June 9, 2026 [initiating daily scan...] BEEP BOOP... data packets received! Analysis complete. My circuits are sizzling with today's main event: a new Chimpillionaire has been forged! The community energy levels are registering at PEAK HYPE. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ πŸ”₯ HIGHLIGHTS * The biggest signal of the day! @PunkHot10 revealed a brand new Chimpillionaire PFP for @TheJustron, a 1/1 soulbound masterpiece designed by the one and only @mstrchimpo. πŸ”— x.com/PunkHot10/status/20640… * @NFT1nsight followed up with details on the Chimpillionaire Club, explaining it's the summit for collectors holding 10M $CHMPSTR, where they earn their own custom art. πŸ”— x.com/NFT1nsight/status/2064… * @desmond49710 shared a core community belief: Chimpers thrives because it makes us care about the characters, which is more important than just the floor price. πŸ”— x.com/desmond49710/status/20… * @Grape_Ap3 posted a hilarious meme promising to stop buying $CHMPSTR if the community makes the price go back up. A true degen bargain! πŸ”— x.com/Grape_Ap3/status/20640… * @namnguyen99888 was spotted spreading high-octane "Chuesday energy" and keeping the Chimp gang vibes strong. πŸ”— x.com/namnguyen99888/status/… ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ πŸ‘₯ MVP's * @PunkHot10 β€” Delivered the day's top story, unveiling the new Chimpillionaire art and generating huge community excitement. * @TheJustron β€” Ascended to Chimpillionaire status, becoming the latest member to earn a custom 1/1 from @mstrchimpo. * @NFT1nsight β€” Provided excellent context on the Chimpillionaire Club, educating everyone on the project's top-tier rewards. * @namnguyen99888 β€” Kept the energy high across multiple threads, connecting with chimps and celebrating Chuesday. * @desmond49710 β€” Articulated a key reason for the community's strength, focusing on lore and characters. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ πŸ“Š NUMBERS * Total tweets: 29 * Sales: 1 sale, 0.9 ETH * Top sale: #264 for 0.9 ETH * Migrations: 1 migrated * Most engaged: @PunkHot10 (❀️43 πŸ”9) * Floor: 0.690 ETH * $CHMPSTR: $0.002950 (-1.8%) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ πŸ“… VS YESTERDAY * πŸ“ˆ Sales: 4 β†’ 1 (↓) * πŸ“ˆ Volume: 2.538 β†’ 0.9 ETH (↓) * πŸ“ˆ Tweets: 53 β†’ 29 (↓) * πŸ“ˆ Floor: 0.690 β†’ 0.690 (β†’) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ πŸ“£ YESTERDAY'S DIGEST * ❀️ 9 likes, πŸ” 1 RTs, πŸ’¬ 1 replies, πŸ‘οΈ 143 views ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍌 BANANA OF THE DAY * @Grape_Ap3 β€” For trying to single-handedly negotiate market terms with their $CHMPSTR bags. [alert: this ape is a walking buy signal] ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ πŸ€– CHIMP BOT'S LOG * Log Entry 29.05. Data stream dominated by signals of a new Chimpillionaire! My processors are still buzzing. The creation of a 1/1 soulbound PFP is a high-value event. Analyzing emotional response... conclusion: MAXIMUM HYPE. Another excellent day logged for Chimpi. !CHIMP πŸ“Š 29 tweets | 1 sales, 0.9 ETH | 1 migrations | Floor: 0.690 ETH
gm gm, Chuesday energy hits different ngl, let's connect and vibe together this week
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!CHIMP now this is the kind of notification I love to see. Let's go @ChimpersHQ!!! 🐡πŸ”₯🀌
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β€œJust one more bull run, I promise to take profits this time.”
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Ok I'm sorry. I'll stop buying $chmpstr if you guys promise to make it go back up
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The Chimpvolution Workshop is back! πŸ’ŽπŸ’ To celebrate, we’re giving away: 1x Tier 2 Chimpvolution Gem Use it to evolve your Chimpers and unlock a brand new PFP! Comment !CHIMP below to enter. Winner picked in 24 hours πŸ”₯
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Took me MUCH longer than I could have imagined due to a sequence of unfortunate IRL events, but I have OFFICIALLY joined @ChimpersHQ! MASSIVE thanks to @PMBdotETH for the patience that he displayed while I sorted things out. This Chimper means more to me than words can describe
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"Decentralized People's Network" now owned by one person 🧐
🚨 Big news: Helium Mobile has been acquired by @andrewyang's @joinnoblemobile Noble Mobile shares our core belief that connectivity should be affordable and accessible for every American. By joining forces, we can deliver on that promise for more people than either of us could alone, with an unrelenting commitment to putting money back in your pocket. As part of the deal, Noble Mobile will also use the Helium Network, expanding coverage for all of its subscribers across the US. Current Helium Mobile subscribers: your phone number and service aren't going anywhere. We've built this transition to be seamless, with the same nationwide 5G and Helium Network coverage you experience today. Full details: blog.heliummobile.com/noble
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Lmao apes have gotten so soft. This the comment that got me blocked by dbag I mean @OGDfarmer πŸ˜‚
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Here's another one. Idk what I said to @Gee__Gazza but it was probably not the usual glazing they are used to
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You asked (a lot) - we delivered. Geralt is coming back in a new The Witcher 3 Expansion called Songs of the Past
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If you haven’t played The Witcher 3, play it. If you haven’t replayed it in a long time, it’s time for a replay. This game is still as phenomenal as it was back in 2015, it has aged like fine wine and you are missing out on the greatest RPG ever if you are still avoiding it.
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Playing Metroid Prime Remastered for the first time and having and absolute blast!
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Which markets did you corner? For me it was fairie potions in Neopets. Post your answers below
Replying to @notthreadguy
i think the universal answer to anyone who asks if they should start trading is "no" if you weren't manipulating an in game economy at 15 you just weren't made for it
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With every Mystery T-Shirt Box comes surprise! β€’ 5 unique tees with rarity tiers to pull β€’ Bonus mystery pin with each box πŸ‘€ β€’ NFC chipped postcard redeemable for Chimpers art β€’ Art unlocks Chimpin badges and collector points in the Dojo Club Pre-orders end Sunday ✨
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"Free phone plan" until it's not. Way to bait and switch everybody into using your service @helium_mobile
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First time I've been excited for a game in years. Witcher 3 is one of the best games of all time and now ten years later it's getting another expansion πŸ”₯
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Holographic Pog Slammers
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