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Booked an appointment for the dentist this week. And it's literally at 2:30 (tooth hurty). Nice.
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Hadlee Simons retweeted
Thanks @HadleeSimons for the interview & feature in @AndroidAuth - we promise to keep pushing boundaries of what's possible on Android, and break down accessibility barriers when it comes to gaming. androidauthority.com/gamenat…
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Holy shit Rosenqvist, what a fucking finish. By 100th of a second. Amazing. #Indy500
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Ugh, sucks so much for Legge. Nothing she could do there. #Indy500
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Oh shit it's the Wienie 500 today.
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Google saying millions of people use AI Overviews is like saying millions of people love to breathe 500 AQI air. They don’t. They simply exist in a place where the air has been polluted and have no choice to leave. Stop shoving down AIO people’s throats and see the number drop.
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This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

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Do like the continued, unabashed promotion of AI slop at I/O lol. Them dominoes.
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Ah yes, let's use AI to create an inspiring speech for students. #GoogleIO
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Random, but Sony sold 1.5m PS5s this quarter. Way down YoY. Per their earnings call: sony.com/en/SonyInfo/IR/libr…
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Aside from a "sustainable" motorsport series being sponsored by an AI brand, what a goofy-ass prediction. Look at the gap to the leader and how many laps were completed. He won by 5 seconds too. #formulae
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The irony of Miami GP being sponsored by Waymo. #F1
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Really fucking desperate to automatically show this splash screen eh?
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Not only would US be getting ready to nuke Iran if a US school had been hit, but every other world leader from Japan to France to Singapore would be giving an angry speech right now. The world is so unfair, man. Children's lives, essentially ranked
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FWIW, the Xiaomi 17 Ultra has the same 1499 euro price as last year's model.
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Xiaomi 17 pricing is out now. Y'all reckon €999 is worth it? In line with Xiaomi 15.
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Wrote this about the vivo X300 a few months ago, and some of the comments were the typical sinophobic crap or accusing this of being an ad lol. That base S26 is looking good now, isn't it? 🤣 androidauthority.com/samsung…
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Is Iran any better today than 1953? Is Guatemala any better today than 1954? Is Cuba any better today than 1961? Is Cambodia any better today than 1970? Is El Salvador any better today than 1982? Is Nicaragua any better today than 1984? Is Afghanistan any better today than 2001? Is Haiti any better today than 2002? Is Iraq any better today than 2003? Is Honduras any better today than 2009? Is Libya any better today than 2011?
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein skyrocketing healthcare costs.
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