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16 Aug 2018
My reputation does not precede me. It trails behind, leaving chaos in it's wake.
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Doesn't shock me. Not an insulting opener but give where people think Durens market is, he has a right to demand closer to 160imo.
Walker Kessler has reportedly rejected a five-year, nearly $140 million offer from the Jazz, and his camp is seeking significantly more 😳, per @BannedMacMahon
(h/t @davidjsmith1232 )
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You would be __________ if this was the Pistons offseason?
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Mbappe is the world's big "How good offensively do you have to be to be a complete defensive passenger" question.
Messi has been the answer for years now and he is still, STILL, the absolute best there has ever been.
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The most recent Bill pod where he’s discussing Brunson is a Bill Masterclass
“He dragged this team to a Finals win” (one of the most complete team efforts ever)
“He’s gotta be the toughest guy in the league” (no idea what that means and House was also baffled)
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People are so fucking eager to tell you they can't evaluate defense, it's fascinating. They sprint to the microphone.
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The cool part of the world cup: getting to talk soccer with coworkers who are super curious and never been into soccer before.
The bad part: They do all ask if it's normally this fucking scummy. Even the republicans are like "holy shit this is scummy".
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How else are they gonna waste more than $8 million a day??
Jun 15
20 cops and a helicopter. For a noise complaint
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Nash is one of the most disrespected historical greats because the ring never came but he fully deserved those MVPs, he was an absolute killer.
Being one of the most insanely efficient possession users of any kind in the history of the league is good actually.
Just listened to bill Simmons say Brunson is better than Steve Nash, yeah time to wrap it up
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Oh my god you cannot come up with a more obvious way of saying that dude is racist as fuck.
FIFA has cleared the referee at the centre of a controversy over an alleged “White power” gesture, who has denied intentionally doing so and instead called it an “involuntary, subconscious twitch”.
Ahead of Germany’s 7-1 victory over Curaçao on Sunday, support video assistant referee Shaun Evans was pictured making the hand gesture for several seconds when match coverage cut to the video referee studio.
Full story from @AdamCrafton_ and @Dan_Sheldon_ ⬇️
bit.ly/4ektqEg
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I was really waiting for the "0. They get zero. Fuck the Knicks."
Jun 15
i have exactly 100 Happiness Points to dole out to knicks players
here’s who gets them and how many each player gets goodmovie.substack.com/p/mea…
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It's barely 70 out and work is fucking AC dumping onto my desk 24/7 right now. It is the summer. Why do I need a coat indoors.
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Buying this and sending it back in time so I can hang it on my sister's bedroom door
“Disturbed Women Evaluations Center” Sign ($115)
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They were all extremely good athletes with exceptional core strength?
It's almost like the athletes who play American football would end up raining differently and look different if they were taught soccer.
Jun 15
I can’t keep doing this…..the ignorance is at an all time high. If physicality was so important then how did Modric, Iniesta, Xavi survive????? 🛑
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How on earth can you be an international football and not think those elite dudes were tough as nails. Playing through getting clattered was part of their magic!
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LdL is a very stupid man.
Jun 15
🚨 Joan García and David Raya are both on the bench for Spain at the World Cup. 🇪🇸
Luis de la Fuente decides for Unai Simón to start in goal.
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Jun 14
Fun part of this World Cup is learning about all these specific ethnic enclaves in the US, every game has some cut that’s like “and here’s the famed Curaçaoan community in Wilmington, Delaware” and it’s some random bar with like 450,000 people
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Jun 3
We're going to find out if the world can bully one of the current best strikers into working harder off the ball. (Because EEVERYONE works harder than Kylian Mbappe.)
At this point I am dubious, but it is a VERY fun social football experiment.
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David Raya has been the best keeper in the world for like 3 years but he plays in England so fuck him, I guess.
Jun 15
Spain have two of the absolute best GKs in the world in their squad.
NEITHER OF WHOM IS STARTING.
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Jun 15
Spain have two of the absolute best GKs in the world in their squad.
NEITHER OF WHOM IS STARTING.
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This call freaking rocked.
Jun 14
ICYMI: The New York Knicks are NBA Champions, as called by @LT__Murray and @McNuttMonica !
Thank you to all of the incredible fans for listening to @ESPNNewYork this season. Your home of the NBA Champions.
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