Darlo loving, seawater-scented, crustacean-munching, permanently-moist lard bucket
Joined February 2009
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THE DARLO - WALRUS PARADOX
Dec 31st
Thor Walrus appears in Scarborough
Jan 1st
Thor Walrus departs Scarborough
Jan 2nd
10:00 Darlo Walrus departs to Scarborough
12:30 Thor Walrus appears 3 miles from Darlo Walrus' house
15:30 @safc 2-5 @Official_Darlo
15:45 My family see Thor
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"And this here, look - a perfectly square bit of black dirt on the VAR room camera"
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Jun 11
Oscar Pistorius had more shots on target than this South African team tonight
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How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA
🚨🏴 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri
[@TheAthleticFC]
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Jun 4
They’d stick a card reader on a fire exit
Jun 3
Exclusive @TheAthleticFC
FIFA make last-gasp change to World Cup stadium rules: BANNING fans from bringing refillable plastic bottles, so fans must buy water in stadia
As of May, empty bottles permitted so fans could refill amid heat concerns. Not now
nytimes.com/athletic/7331461…
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May 31
We must be fucking mental
We must be fucking mad
I'm backing @Official_Darlo
Howay the fucking lads
yourclub.darlingtonfc.co.uk/… via @darlofcsg
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May 23
Why are Geordies so obsessed with Trafalgar Square?
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And nobody’s life improved👍
May 21
🚨 BREAKING: Net migration to the UK fell to 171,000 from 331,000 in the year to December 2025 - the lowest point since 2012
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May 16
If we get 12 points will we get the ball out of the net and dash back to the centre circle
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May 15
This guy is stomping around like Steve Gibson is fucking Chuck Norris 🤣
May 15
Even when Boro faced a sudden managerial crisis this season, Steve Gibson remained a man of integrity. It is well known that he has a long-standing principle of never poaching a manager who is currently under contract with another club. We didn’t resort to dirty tactics; we respected the game, followed the rules, and brought in Kim from Hammarby through the front door with full transparency. History has shown that you do not cheat and piss off Steve Gibson. Liverpool tried it and got taken to the cleaners; Derby tried it and almost went out of business. If you cheat him, he will make sure you are punished. I am incredibly proud of our club for having such a great Chairman, and I am honored to call myself a Boro fan. Up the Boro#
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May 12
"They spied on us and worked out we are especially vulnerable in the 116th minute"
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No. Because I haven’t sustained a serious Brain injury.
You bent cunt.
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Apr 7
Updated NLN Playoff Run in:
- Kiddy and Macc pretty much secure
- Merthyr with a very tricky run in
- Marine with a gazillion matches left
- Loads of tasty games this weekend
ALT Graphic showing the remaining fixtures for playoff chasing teams in the National League North. Devised by a walrus.
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