A lot of people were like 10 years old when Pizzagate was going down and don't understand that it was the craziest week of politics maybe ever, Redditors and /pol/acks were uncovering a bizarre Instagram network of pdfiles that was about 1.5 degrees removed from Hillary Clinton at the same time the FBI had just unexpectedly reopened the investigation into her emails as a consequence of her top aide's husband named 'Anthony Weiner' getting caught sexting a 15-year-old girl who in her own words catfished him to see if he was still 'up to the same antics' (real quote, you can look it up) and some of these emails referenced attending something called a 'spirit cooking' with a famous performance artist which turned out to involve writing creepy messages on a white wall using bodily fluids and also someone discovered that her campaign chairman and his brother looked eerily similar to the sketches of Madeleine McCann's abductors and the latter had a sculpture in his home that resembled one of the Jeffrey Dahmer victims and there was something about human trafficking at a Haitian orphanage and all of this was happening approximately five days out from the 2016 election, needless to say it was quite the adrenaline rush.