Joined May 2017
- Tweets 28,885
- Following 201
- Followers 3,368
- Likes 46,170
5,086 Photos and videos
May 14
Almost lost my composure after a sleep ruined by ballistic missiles
Almost started posting on Twitter again.
Never doing that shit again, no no no.
Incidentally, update. I'm still fine, this place still sucks. Have a nice day.
2
29
281
Feb 25
Just noticed I wasn't posting or scrolling on here for a while. I'm fine. The winter is coming to a close and I managed to avoid the worst.
However, I think I'll be leaving this website because it sucks and doesn't offer me much benefit.
3
26
949
Jan 20
Heating and water are donezo for an indeterminate period. Concerning.
1
17
903
Jan 18
Look I know America is richer and all that
But the ugly truth is that US isn't going to pay you whatever crazy sum they agree on. US has no surplus, only debt. They'll pay in debt.
Which is fine if you expect US to be around and grow for centuries.
But why would you?
Jan 17
California makes about 4 trillion dollars a year. A reasonable purchase price for a business is 5 years income. So I say if Denmark comes up with 20 trillion dollars, we seriously consider the sale.
However, it actually makes way more sense for California to buy Denmark, which earns a bit over 400 billion a year.
13
1,054
Jan 15
Do you think Cameron's Avatar has three movies? Wrong, there is a secret fourth spinoff.
1
4
530
Jan 15
Ok, but what if we were setting off every nuke every century forever?
Nature certainly wouldn't die, but I wonder what it would look like.
once again reminded that humans cannot kill the planet in a way that matters. oh, we could render ourselves extinct and do a lot of surface level damage to the flora and fauna but even if we set off every nuke simultaneously, the Earth would recover in less than a century lol
2
1
5
638
Jan 15
My grandma, after five minutes of experiencing the internet
Jan 14
This is going to be a scam gold rush like we've never seen before. Facebook Boomers have NO Idea what's coming. They are TURBO COOKED. Warn your loved ones. This is a Hiroshima level event. Develop a safe word only you know with your circles. GOOD LUCK!!
1
15
627
Horesmi🚩🇺🇦 retweeted
Jan 14
The PR full court press for Biletsky and the 3rd Corps as the potential saviors of the ZSU remains very strange, given that they're currently responsible for one of the worse breaches in the front.
Jan 13
Daily Ukraine map thread for Tuesday 13th January 2026
Highlights: Further Russian infiltration east of Pryshyb in the Lyman direction highlights a clear failure in rear-area security, with road links into Lyman contested and units forced to operate with an exposed rear and disrupted supply.
ALT Lyman direction as of 13th Jan 2026
5
3
59
4,622
Horesmi🚩🇺🇦 retweeted
Jan 12
how to make friends in a new city:
> say yes to everything for the first 3 months
> ask locals what they like to do in the area - you can follow their recs for inspiration
> when you vibe with someone, ask to hang. don't wait for them to initiate!!
> try multiple communities & events to see what resonates - don't commit to just one
> try to meet one new person at every event you go to > you can be direct & open - "I just moved here & want to meet more people, want to grab coffee?"
> be specific about meeting up *at a specific day/time* not just some distant point in the future
> don't take rejection personally - people may be busy or have different schedules
> know that some amount of homesickness is normal - that doesn't mean you made the wrong decision
> stay in touch with your community from home so you don't feel so alone
> once you meet a few people, host small gatherings (even 4 people for dinner) - fastest way to build a friend group
> you never know if *someone* will introduce you to *someone* who becomes your new best friend. the power of network effects is real!!
> iterate over time - keep meeting new people, trying new things & have fun with it!
> give it TIME - it takes time to find your rhythm
NOW you can make friends wherever you go!!
just be intentional about finding them!!
your people are waiting to meet you!!!
you got this!!!
Jan 11
48
538
10,139
1,185,292
Jan 13
Russia, after blowing up another half a dozen power plants with ballistic missiles: "Surely Horesmi won't be able to worm his way out of this one!"
I did manage to worm my way out of this one.
Repair crews are doing insane work!
2
45
539
Jan 13
Ngl, the situation in Kyiv is fairly bleak right now. It could have been a lot worse if the emergency responses were less professional.
I personally keep myself prepared for all possibilities. We'll see how it goes.
1
34
386
Jan 12
I mean, yeah, I suppose you can use it for fertilizer. It doesn't mean you got shipped a pile of shit and are trying to spin it as a good thing
Jan 11
This actually looks less like Europe reacting against the U.S. and more like the U.S. and Europe moving in parallel even if it doesn’t look coordinated on the surface. By pushing Greenland into the open and framing it as a security issue, Washington effectively forces the alliance to clarify lines, tighten coordination, and get serious about posture. Europe’s response isn’t defiance so much as synchronization..aligning UK, France and Germany planning inside a NATO framework so nothing drifts into ambiguity.
Seen that way, the noise is useful. It gives Europe political cover to accelerate military coordination, logistics, and readiness without having to say the quiet part out loud..that the Russia-Ukraine war isn’t winding down and may require deeper, faster alliance involvement. The U.S. benefits from that outcome. A more organized, self starting Europe makes escalation less unilateral, keeps deterrence collective, and reduces the risk of NATO looking fragmented at the worst possible moment.
So rather than a standoff, this feels like managed friction..public tension that catalyzes private alignment. Greenland becomes the headline, but the real effect is a tighter, more prepared alliance moving in the same direction.
4
330
Jan 8
Jan 8
Looks like Lviv may have been hit with a non-nuclear ICBM
I meanwhile, I just have to deal with a swarm of angry drones rn
1
6
333
Jan 8
Looks like Russians have picked a new tactic with their shahed strikes.
They just let them fly super low and hit whatever civilian buildings they find along the way
Much more civilian damage than normal so far
7
39
931
Jan 8
Looks like Lviv may have been hit with a non-nuclear ICBM
I meanwhile, I just have to deal with a swarm of angry drones rn
3
37
4,149
Jan 3
1) The charges are histerical. But maybe that's why Maduro folded so fast, if he only had machineguns.
2) I don't think you're supposed to prosecute foreign heads of state with your own courts. I mean, you can. It just looks silly.
Nicolas Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, have been indicted in the Southern District of New York. Nicolas Maduro has been charged with Narco-Terrorism Conspiracy, Cocaine Importation Conspiracy, Possession of Machineguns and Destructive Devices, and Conspiracy to Possess Machineguns and Destructive Devices against the United States. They will soon face the full wrath of American justice on American soil in American courts. On behalf of the entire U.S. DOJ, I would like to thank President Trump for having the courage to demand accountability on behalf of the American People, and a huge thank you to our brave military who conducted the incredible and highly successful mission to capture these two alleged international narco traffickers.
3
3
50
1,915
Jan 2
If you were a good programmer, you'd just host a website with a big green download button yourself. Instead of pointing people to github.
It's like telling people they need to go to the car factory to get a car.
"teaching yourself how to do things you're unfamiliar with will help you in every aspect of your life" and "github's ui is unintuitive to none programmers" can both be true simultaneously. i will never understand why programmers are so fucking thick about this.
2
17
782
28 Dec 2025
So here is a fun fact. Ukraine isn't "rural." Most of the population lives in the cities and does service and industrial jobs.
Ukraine has a big *share* of global agriculture in key areas, but it doesn't take many Ukrainians to do it, and it's a small part of the economy
26 Dec 2025
In some alternate universe where the Soviet Union economically reformed like the PRC instead of dissolving and doing shock therapy, Ukraine is a prospering rural province like Heilongjiang where there’s no war or forced prostitution and per capita household income rises each year
1
1
24
568
28 Dec 2025
Because farming isn't particularly important in the global economy.
11
260