Tiger/Freak
Joined October 2025
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
Jun 9
“Well it is finally official, murder is illegal in the state of Texas”
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Most people’s perception of the world is built on concepts like “If the teacher doesn’t show up in 15 minutes we can legally leave”
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
Jun 1
Woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning, sprightly skipping into my kitchen to greet The Bull, who was feasting on his jar of Kool-Aid pineapples for breakfast. I gave him a gentlemanly curtsy and wished him a Happy Pride Month. He shattered the glass jar into my face.
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May 31
Why would the audio affect your reaction to a visual stimulus?
May 30
I must admit that I didn't realise Septics pronounced pasta incorrectly - mainly because I watch any videos of them making pasta with the sound off. That way I don't have to scream "that's not fucking cheese" whenever they introduce some yellow rubber to the dish.
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May 30
Daughter: Why am I named rose?
Me: Because your mother loved roses.
Son: Why am I named Skeggy Butlins?
Me: Have a little think about it, ya plonker.
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
Back in my day we’d read Calvin and Hobbes in the newspaper on Sunday mornings, then rock out Sunday night
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
May 27
They just created a million Vrillium
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May 27
Discarding my once white diaper and donning a respectful black pull-up with the tasteful image of Lightning McQueen on the front.
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
May 26
Only God’s strongest soldier in the war on women could see rain on a sunny day and think of the devil beating his wife.
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
May 23
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
May 25
If devoting an evil nonsense blind criminal spirits is the only way to american pretty gal. Then I don't want it. I confidently reject them
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