Psycho/freak
Joined February 2026
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
Found my penis
things happening
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Found my penis
Big things happening
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
"Among Us is very anti-capitalist and the core owner of paramount is a personal friend and donor of Trump"
I was talking to a friend of mine on the chance of why the Among Us show was shelved for 2 years not only cuz paramount sucks with their IPs but also cuz Among Us is very anti-capitalist and the core owner of paramount is a personal friend and donor of Trump
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
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Day 13 of ripping a different pride flag for everyday of June. Genderflux pride
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
This is pretty fucking retarded ngl
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
I love you more motherfucker
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
Me on vacation after gay posting on Twitter for a month
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
I would never like that
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
This isn’t directed at you just my general philosophy: Diplomacy/conflicts weren’t meant to be micromanaged hour by hour by critics in the stands. One can blame comms from the White House but at the end of the day it’s up to the individual if they want to react to every headline. Complex situations require complex solutions and nobody on this website is read into the information that those at the top are. Just my 2 cents
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
The woman at the pharmacy said "take care of yourself" and I nodded solemnly as though entrusted with a sacred duty. Unfortunately the first thing I did upon leaving was purchase an alcoholic beverage described on the can as "nuclear citrus."
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
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Call me a fantasist, but I was expecting something more cerebral from "the smoked weed 10"
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
I cant wait another month for the new King of the Hill season, I’m so hyped
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
I know it's 0 aura, but almost all of my wardrobe consists of King of the Hill graphic tees
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
Can we bring back this style of pants, it had so much more aura
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
Jun 12
“I need you to say it or I can’t cum”
“Say what?”
“Tell me I’m jizzing a boatload”
“…”
“SAY IT OR I CANT CUM”
“Ok ok oh wow you’re jizzing a boatload”
“AAAAHHHHGGGRRRRHHHHHAaaaa………………alright get out”
Jun 12
I used to date this girl, and whenever we had sex, she’d make direct eye contact with me and say, “Oh, wow, you’re jizzing a boatload,” every time I came, in the most emotionally detached tone I’ve ever heard.
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
The only way HowlingMutant can do vag sex
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HowlingMasterBateman retweeted
This HAS to be one of you niggas
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