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when i was 12 a 20 something woman stripped for me on omegle, cured me of my homosexuality
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Girl at the bar: So does he follow you everywhere?
Me: Yeah, pretty much.
Scheming Eunuch-Hypeman: Clock ittt 💅
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i think i got fucked
Vtx1800 secured
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I'm just gonna show them this. If they're cool with it then we'll send HM.
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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Jun 12
I’m sorry, but 16 year olds were just way more attractive in the 90s than they are today
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Looking for my old howler buddies
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The woman at the pharmacy said "take care of yourself" and I nodded solemnly as though entrusted with a sacred duty. Unfortunately the first thing I did upon leaving was purchase an alcoholic beverage described on the can as "nuclear citrus."
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The mandate of heaven regained
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Jun 13
Just got pulled over doing 60 in a 25 but as the cop approached me he heard Toby Keith blaring a single tear ran down his face and he just told me “be on your way patriot”
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Vengeful Howling Bobby retweeted
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"I'll be retiring to my chambers soon, kitten, I shall be lying on my side, sans underwear. If you feel as though your vagina is tenting, feel free to enter and plug me into you, and start making it wink." I'm writing a romance novel.
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I think I'll suspend the bike search for a while, this shit isn't for the weak, and I'm weak.
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im about to howling caust and open up a gofundme acting like niggas robbed me
I thought i was the raped before, but after trying to buy a bike, i've definitely become the raped.
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