"Too weird to live, too rare to die"
Joined August 2012
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Jun 14
"They're ready to win." 👊
Gareth Southgate's message to England ahead of their World Cup opener 🏴
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Jun 13
£180 a year for solid gold like this, bargain
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Jun 11
2am - Haiti vs Scotland
5am - Australia vs Turkey
6pm - Germany vs Curacao
9pm - Netherlands vs Japan
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Jun 10
🚨NEW: Scotty T MBE, winner of Celebrity Big Brother, has endorsed Restore Britain
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Jun 10
First World Cup in gaff, am I allowed hang an England flag out my window or is some geek with multicoloured hair gonna knock on my door and bollock me?
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Jun 10
I hope Eze had the same reaction for Gordon’s as he did Olise when he done the exact same thing😭
England players hitting their trademark celes during their World Cup photoshoot 🥶
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2014 World Cup Wales didn't qualify but Wilfried Bony was in the Ivory Coast squad, so every pub in Swansea got out their Ireland flag from the 6 nations and reversed it
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Jun 8
My drinking days are over - here are my tips for an alcohol-free World Cup bbc.in/4xg4PJc
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Jun 7
BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.
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Fin Taylor absolutely nails this regarding Podcast bros
Jun 5
Diary of a CEO and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind
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Jun 5
If you’re an actual fan you don’t react like this lol.
It’s dead silence then a “for fuck sake” 🤣
Reason 6,000,124 why we all hate Arsenal:
Community note
The man in the video is Olympique de Marseille supporter Mohamed Henni, who attends matches of PSG's opponents including Arsenal to see PSG lose, not an Arsenal fan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohamed_H… instagram.com/reel/DZBeHpJI9…
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Jun 3
that uncle mo-lester joke from succession gets me every time 😭
Jun 3
In honor of the 8th anniversary, tell us your favorite moment from Succession.
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L TO THE OG
Jun 3
In honor of the 8th anniversary, tell us your favorite moment from Succession.
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Jun 3
In honor of the 8th anniversary, tell us your favorite moment from Succession.
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May 30
The flight attendant on my plane with confidence told everyone arsenal won the champions league 3-1 and we landed to see they hadn’t at all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 incredible
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Tuchel’s lost his mind
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May 31
“north london forever, whatever the weather, unless kickoff is 3 hours earlier than normal”
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