My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving money now.

Sitting on that G7 table is a bad ass move. You can hate all you want but I don’t see any other African leader there. Maybe the 3rd eye superstitious nuts can tell us what it actually means

With a net worth of $1.1 trillion, Elon Musk’s 10% tithe would be $110 billion.

Unprecedented. Elon Musk is the First Dollar Trillionaire in the World. Now with a net worth of $ 1.1Trillion following the listing of SpaceX today. As the wealthiest person in the World, the gap between him and number 2 is is over $800. He is wealthier than number 2,3,4 and 5 combined. Larry Page (Google), Sergey Brin (Google), Jeff Bezos (Amazon) and Larry Ellison (Oracle). Interestingly, all his businesses are unconventional. Tesla (Electric Cars and Tech), SpaceX (Exploration, Rockets, Spacecraft, AI, Starlink is also part of the company, Boring Company (Tunneling) and Neuralink (Brain implant company). His wealth of approximately Ksh 143 Trillion can pay all our Public debt and consequently fund our budget for 35 years without Kenyans having to pay any taxes or levies to government Ceteris Paribus. With debt service exempted since there will be none to service. Ingenuity, hard work, foresight and some level of obsession and not being “normal” are some of the attributes that are evident. We are African and Africa is our Business..

BREAKING: Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire. After SpaceX raised a record $75 billion in its IPO, Musk’s net worth shot up to top $1.1 trillion when the stock began trading Friday, putting him in an economic class of his own. Combined with his holdings in electric vehicle maker Tesla, as well as other investments and assets, Musk's net worth is now estimated at about $1.1 trillion. Musk's stake in the rocket and satellite company alone is now estimated at a staggering $690 billion, but it's also a life-changing moment for thousands of workers at the company who hold equity. Investors who watched Musk help turn Tesla into an automotive giant are now betting he can do the same in space and artificial intelligence, as SpaceX launches the largest IPO in history.

Men, Your father is not your brother. Your mother is not your sister. Take care and be kind to them. Never let the hand that raised you reach out in desperation. #MasculinitySaturday

Job applications are so funny. "What's your desired salary?" 10 billion dollars next question

Chances are 99.99% that you'll never be successful in life if you're a gambler.

It has been quite an experience to follow @Arsenal Football Club's epic adventure, from times of struggle and crushing setback, to successive seasons of recovery and resurgence on their glorious path to the summit of the English Premier League. In this time, we have witnessed the power of hope, resilience, focus and relentless hardwork in action, and watched a team of dedicated professional do battle against formidable adversaries, matchday after matchday. Tonight, the great reward is won. The team is victorious. It's faith and dedication is vindicated. And our commitment to succeed through work, discipline and teamwork is affirmed. Congratulations to the Gunners

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

Suddenly, everyone’s an Arsenal fan. TF?

Good job to all the men and women who hosted and interacted with @EmmanuelMacron. We are mature enough to treat our guests with maximum respect. Feelings take to your nyanye

Asante @WilliamsRuto, asante Kenya!

Nairobi is officially the center of the world today. Head of State and global changemaker are here for the summit.This the massive moment for us discussing everything from AI and tech innovation to real investment that create jobs for our youth #AfricaForward #AfricaForward2026

Africa’s future start in Nairobi. The Africa Forward Summit 2026 is driving momentum in youth empowerment, innovation, investment, and entrepreneurship across the continent. Kenya continues to rise as a hub for global dialogue & transformation. #AfricaForward #AfricaForward2026

The pain that I sometimes go through for @Arsenal to win deserves compensation. Congratulations 👏

I would pick my mother to be my mother again and again in every lifetime. What a woman!

If you want to measure success,just look at how less busy a man is (Polo Kimani, 2026).

A mans twitter is either extremely political, highly yearny-horny, or a sports fan page

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts as early as 5am.