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Dave Temple @ImDaveTemple

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Dave Temple@ImDaveTemple
28 Jul 2022
Excited to announce my brand new album Facebook YouTube Amazon! Pre sales are up now. music.apple.com/us/album/fac… #uncancellablerecords @distrokid

Facebook YouTube Amazon by Dave Temple on Apple Music

Album · 2022 · 14 Songs

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I'll be yapping on YOutube in a bit youtube.com/live/CqcipzESEiw…

The Thursday Night Live with Dave Temple | NNFA LIVE

Dave chats with you about what happening with NNFA this weekMerch...

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How women feel about tall men Come see me on the road: davetemplecomedy.com/team-4
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Tonight on gas Check it out! gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-sh…
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New York Comedy Club@nycomedyclub
5 Apr 2023
NYCC & @nowheremetavrse Present Live & Virtual Comedy Club ft. @kaneezsurka @ImDaveTemple @Ariel_Comedy @Notjulio @AllDayKCA & more tonight at 9:15PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Live and Virtual Comedy Club ft. Kaneez Surka, Julio Diaz, Ariel Elias - April 5th 9:15PM

New York Comedy Club & NoWhere are teaming up to bring you a live comedy show in person and in the Metaverse. Be a part of history as New York Comedy Club becomes the first brand to launch a comedy...

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BE YOURSELF they’ll come around 😂😂😂 See me live: davetemplecomedy.com/team-4
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Wait for it 😳
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New York Comedy Club@nycomedyclub
3 Apr 2023
Get tickets to Bodega Kids ft. @bassamshawl @ImDaveTemple @SantiagoComic @dammn_lissa @matthewarevalo_ & more tonight at 7PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Bodega Kids ft. Eagle Witt, Lissa Lennis - June 5th 7:00PM

Bodega Kids is a show that celebrates Latinx, Black, and Brown comics in NYC.We were named "Best in the City" by the NY Times and Timeout NY. Lissa Lenis (the creator) says "Bodega Kids is for the...

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Latest Episode up on the YouTube there Check it out: youtu.be/e_t8ecnJ9Rk
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Ryan Long
@ryanlongcomedy
31 Mar 2023
Bad day for trump worse day for porn stars that were about to get hush money
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Working in fast food and beating up customers that come behind the counter is 1 thing. Getting beat up by customers that come behind the counter is something else.
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30 Mar 2023
Telling a kid to “stay in school” is a threat now,Wild 🌎
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We don’t have to use punctuation on twitter
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Buying a blue check mark before buying a REAL ID takes a lot of character and commitment
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The trans community will “reconstruct” themselves after yesterdays awful setback. They always do.
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No Need For Apologies Podcast@NNFApodcast
28 Mar 2023
They’re just Jealous Ja No NEED for Apologies #jamorant #nba
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PEOPLE LICK 👅 their DOGS
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I hate being out with a boot
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Luis J. Gomez
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27 Mar 2023
Wednesday night @TheStandNYC we debut @gasdigital presents “Full Tank!! Come hang! @aaronbergcomedy @PhilanthropyGal @ComicMikeV @ImDaveTemple @Derek1Gaines @ComicMikeFigs
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GaS Digital Network
@gasdigital
25 Mar 2023
These are THE WORST adults Subscribe to gasdigitalnetwork.com for the full episode of @NNFApodcast with @ImDaveTemple & @Derek1Gaines! Use code NNFA at signup for a 7 day FREE trial!
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New Episode premiering at 3pm today EXPLOIT YOUR DISSSABILITY (NNFA #248) youtu.be/9jEoxKeikfA
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