Hipster Misanthrope

Joined October 2024
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Tim's bit here is ham-fisted as always, but he accidentally stumbles across a relevant point about Portlandia. The show couldn't be made today, not because it was "anti-woke satire", but because it appeared during a time when liberalism was so secure that it could actually poke fun at itself. Liberals no longer feel that security, so any sort of meaningful introspective humor is forbidden because it might expose their weaknesses to the enemy, or might signal a disunified front. This is why the bastions of Obama Era comedy (The Daily Show, Colbert, The Office and Parks and Rec actors) are so humorless now. Good comedy is about opening up about vulnerabilities, foibles, inconvenient realities, and exposing them to the air - something which no liberal during Trump 2.0 can afford to do.
Portlandia was ANTI-WOKE! ft. Fred Armisen #OfficeHoursLive
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I'm so out of touch with modern pop culture that I genuinely thought this was some sort of elaborate meme
Singer Oliver Tree, known for hits including “Life Goes On” and “Miss You,” has died at age 32 following a helicopter crash near Rio de Janeiro. Six people were killed in the accident, including Tree, four passengers, and two pilots.
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Desperately trying to reframe the joyless nightly nonsexual make out session with my wife as "marital edging"

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Replying to @heisei_ramen
I would rather not make out at all than have a make out session in bed that didn't lead to sex
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Engaging in workmanlike nonsexual face-sucking in bed with my girl with the same level of sensuality as trimming my nails or brushing my teeth
nonsexual touch is actually magical and a cornerstone of a good marriage, you're all just pornbrained beyond any resemblance of sanity
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I consider my Christian influencer wife the stepsister I never had
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This is what we're doing to girls who leave my kings on read
A 21-year-old woman died during a 40-meter rope jump in Limeira, Brazil, after organizers forgot to attach the safety rope.
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Swift Woulders are the most unfairly persecuted group on the planet
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are both 36 something so disgusting about a relationship with no age gap whatsoever she’s old enough to be his sister
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My Christian influencer wife has a ritual of loudly declaring marital rape statistics and extolling the importance of long periods of prayerful sexual abstention until I get so aroused I have to punch drywall in my finished basement until my knuckles bleed
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Posted and then almost instantaneously removed. What the literal hell is this?
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Fo hunnet years together
This murder from 1904 is almost exactly like Karmelo Anthony and Austin Metcalf: At a high-school track practice in Kansas City, a group of black kids shout insults from the stands; the white captain comes over and asks them to stop; a black teenager shoots him in the heart.
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BREAKING: hahaha RIP bozos🤣🤣
BREAKING: Muslims do not feel safe in the UK It will be a dark summer for Britain.
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I genuinely don't recognize the online right anymore man
American Made leather nicotine pouches custom made by @CarrigerCrafted 🇺🇸 Goes hard
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If anyone is interested, go read my poem. Link in the replies. I put a bunch of them up before, but I deleted them all out of self-hatred. I’m done being weak and fucked up now!
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This will happen to me once I finally have intercourse with my Christian influencer wife after she ends our 6 month Lila Rose certified Intimacy Fast
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Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee
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It's actually insane how catastrophic the last decade has been for blacks. An unprecedented race to the bottom in terms of reputation and public esteem
🚨This black guy is the perfect example of why Karmelo Anthony is going to prison for the murder of Austin Metcalf. He is so quick to become violent because his brain can’t comprehend the notion of civilized debate. People with knowledge don’t need to resort to violence because their ideas are enough to win an argument. If I were this young man’s father I would sit him down and try to talk some sense into him before his attitude got him killed, but chances are he doesn’t have a father. Another symptom of Democrat policies.
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For my American friends. Mistaking Ulster Scots or Scots-Irish patriots in Northern Ireland for the communists in the IRA is like mistaking ICE agents for Antifa. The IRA are pro-immigration communists who want Northern Ireland invaded by the third world. If they do anything other than sit on their asses it will be to help the migrants. This doesn't mean that all Irish Catholic Republicans are like this. I'm sure there are some patriots like the ICA helping out. But giving credit to the IRA is fucking retarded. It's good Scots-Irish lads you want to thank.
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If you, as a White Anglo-Saxon American, mistake this obvious expression of Scots-Irish protestantism for an IRA/Irish Catholic operation, that's pretty embarrassing. You should be able to immediately recognize this for what it is on a blood level
For my American friends. Mistaking Ulster Scots or Scots-Irish patriots in Northern Ireland for the communists in the IRA is like mistaking ICE agents for Antifa. The IRA are pro-immigration communists who want Northern Ireland invaded by the third world. If they do anything other than sit on their asses it will be to help the migrants. This doesn't mean that all Irish Catholic Republicans are like this. I'm sure there are some patriots like the ICA helping out. But giving credit to the IRA is fucking retarded. It's good Scots-Irish lads you want to thank.
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They are Ulster Scots. Or Scots-Irish as we call them here. The same blood as the Appalachians. The Irish Republicans are not behind this.
Nick reacts to the Belfast riots after an African migrant tried to bеhеаԁ a White man "It's awesome. I love us. I love the Irish. I'm so blessed to be Irish. We're gonna bսrո the city down. We're not like the French where they riot over gibs."
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The Oneshot by Elle Fanning's Rump Thesis
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Everyone on this platform had their lives ruined by Barack Hussein Obama and most of them don't even realize it

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Her mom's name is "Follower of Christ MAGA"? Come the fuck on bro
Cook County prosecutors say they don't have enough evidence to file charges in the shooting death of Lilly Bova. Here's what we know. fox32chicago.com/news/lilly-…
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