i like science fiction, murder mysteries and Jollof. half Igbo, half Yoruba, 100% Market Woman. PA in Interventional Radiology. RTs ≠ endorsements
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
Senegal beat them 6 months ago? 🤣
Jun 13
Bro, no team in Africa matches this current Moroccan team. Lets be honest
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?
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because a lot of them don’t *add* the calories from alcohol to their food.
they *replace* their food with alcohol.
there are fat alcoholics too - but the skinny ones are typically drinking more alcohol than they are eating food.
how are alcoholics so skinny if alcohol is so high in calories
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
The England squad has been going through trials and tribulations at this World Cup and they haven’t even kicked a ball yet 😭😭
🚨🏴 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The England squad were told to SHELTER indoors on Saturday evening after a TORNADO warning was issued in Kansas City.
The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning'.
— @TheAthleticFC
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this just unlocked some memories lol
Language is interesting because I remember when "Bo!" was a thing in Pidgin linguistics.
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their hair is all so beautiful lol
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
A properly fit adult man in Afghan sold his underaged daughter to be raped and molested just because he was hungry.
Jun 13
“Je ne voulais pas mendier”. Non-voyante, cette Nigériane de 63 ans continue de travailler malgré son handicap pour subvenir aux besoins de sa famille.
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it is for fragrance only.
you have to layer Vaseline and oil with it if you’re a serious person.
or some Lubriderm or Jergens or other serious lotions
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Jun 13
I was awake for mine. Didn’t see anything cos they put a screen up, and didn’t feel any actual pain - but I felt a LOT of tugging and pulling.
I was awake but sedated, and I remember I kept saying “oh wow! wow! oh wow!” like an ambulance 😂😂😂
Jun 13
Awake C-section?
As in you will see everything??
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I’m really turning into a softie because why does this have me in tears
They’ve been insisting they’re twins since they were in preschool. Nearly a decade later, the pair is still proving sisterhood goes beyond genetics. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road in Miami.
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
Jun 13
any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
Jun 13
Feminism doesn’t stop you from taking care of your man.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from collecting penis.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from cooking for a man.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from spending your money on a man.
You people talk about feminism like it’s a cult created to be against men, it isn’t!
Jun 12
Forget all this feminisim stuff we do online. If money enters my hand, I’m definitely spoiling my babe.🙂↔️
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Freddy doing everything on his World Cup trip but attending a World Cup game
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
If you tell her this is why you want to break up, she would go tell her friends you broke up over shawarma.
Jun 12
I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
Jun 13
TRIGGER WARNING for USA Republicans cheering for Folarin Balogun:
Born in Brooklyn.
To Nigerian parents.
Grew up in England.
Plays for #USMNT.
That's a lot of diversity, and that's what makes America great. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Omo Shèpètérì retweeted
Jun 13
If this was AFCON …
England have been victims of a theft of their training equipment, after vehicles transferring kit to their Kansas City training base were broken into.
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Jun 13
I love it everytime I see these two because they look so smitten
congratulations to them 🤗❤️
Jun 13
LAX is tying the knot with his girlfriend today
Short guy and tall girl are the cutest 🥰😁
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