Things black people will murder you over (abridged): -Saying nıgger (Vonelle Cook, 77) -Sitting on a bus quietly (Iryna Zarutska, 23) -Riding a bicycle (Cannon Hinnant, 5) -Getting groceries with your child (Julian Wood, 3) -Waiting at the bus stop (Jacob Couch, 32) -Walking home from school (Jonathan Lewis Jr, 17) -Selling shoes (Andrea Camps-Lacayo, 18) -Going for a walk with your family (Harlow Smith, 3) -Relaxing in your own home (Jonathan Foster, 12) -Riding a bicycle part 2 (Autumn Pasquale, 12) -Interacting with your mother's boyfriend (Seron O'Neal, 6)

That awkward moment when somebody you hates says something objectively true that you can't invalidate, so all you can do is quote them and give a sardonic quip to cope.

We stopped caring about your feelings right around this point.

Behold, a cheeseburger.

you have to think of the “Michelle Obama is a man” as a meme it’s not serious think of it as something harmless like posting videos of a guy getting shot to death on a college campus in the replies of the tweets of his widow

Americans eat raw onions on their sandwiches but they don’t eat raw onion sandwiches. There is a difference.

MFers who make fun of Charlie Kirk when someone says Michelle Obama is a man.

Thanks for the insight, Dr Faggot

The two America theory can be substantiated by the fact that after the huge American upset in the main event all the fight fans peacefully left the area and went home instead of rioting in the street and beating randos into comas vs. The Knicks win chimpout.

The last President was sundowning on the White House lawn and getting jump scared by his Easter Bunny handler as trannys flashed their tits in front of kids. But sure, saluting MOH vets is a bridge too far.

"The Lincoln Memorial is hallowed ground."

While street thugs were destroying police cars, burning school buses, and smashing windows on businesses, the Communist mayor in charge of law and order in the City of New York was in the middle of the mob, acting like a college kid who had his first beer at a frat party!

No one believes you because everyone knows nıggers (falsely) cry racism every time they don't get their way. I would say read the boy who cried wolf to find an insight into your problem, but that's probably too advanced for most nons.

Counterpoint:

Foids will say this then get played by a guy with neck tattoos.

Getting destroyed at your main sport by a country who only fields sub par athletes has gotta be ROUGH.

Germans. They are different.

Over 4000 workers just became millionaires by owning the means of production and the socialists are pissed

That’s not what jury of your peers means but you’re forgiven for not knowing that as you’re only…a Harvard professor?