Hair Lover. Potato Hater. Eye Roller. Instagram: @JaclynSwartz
Joined July 2011
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
Apr 10
we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭
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Can someone send Blake Lively the pants? SHE NEEDS THE PANTS!!!!
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Mar 18
I cannot take it anymore!!!!!!!! It’s harassment at this point.
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
Mar 17
me voting for kelly clarkson on american idol in 2002
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Feb 20
If we’re not talking about baby punch then please know I do not want to be talking to you
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Jaclyn Swartz retweeted
Feb 10
chicago ladies please be careful.
there’s a convicted murderer in the area who was just let out of prison early (was supposed to be a 60 year sentence) and he’s now on a bunch of the dating apps.
he dismembered the body too. MURDERED and DISMEMBERED a FRIEND.
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I’ve needed this tweet for 3 weeks. My brain could simply NOT calculate this family tree.
Feb 3
Aegon Targaryen (aka Egg) is the great-great-grandfather of Jon Snow and the great-grandfather of Daenerys Targaryen.
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11 Nov 2025
One of life's simple pleasures now is spending a Tuesday morning watching the world try to cope with how good Drake Maye and he Patriots are.
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9 Nov 2025
The Buffalo Bills Subreddit is the gift that keeps on giving..
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7 Nov 2025
We get it, Jonas Brothers, you have a lot of famous friends!!!!!! Wish I knew this ahead of time tbh.
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7 Jul 2025
Bricco
7 Jul 2025
If you could give someone one restaurant recommendation within 20 miles outside of Boston, where are you telling them to go?
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23 Jun 2025
The show is not meant to work…it’s meant to entertain. Come on guysssss
Not every couple survives the reality TV curse, especially in Bachelor Nation. usmagazine.com/entertainment…
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14 Mar 2025
I LOVE when bachelor/bachelorette leads get out from under production voodoo and surprise us all with hysterical/amazing personalities. Gabby Windey and Sean Lowe are THE examples of this 🙌🏼
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12 Mar 2025
Is anyone else going to admit that Deal Or No Deal Island MAKES NO SENSE
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23 Feb 2025
You ruined the show. Production has got to be kicking their ass that they chose you as a traitor.
22 Feb 2025
Find the footage of Josh comparing the fabulous Lisa to Forest Gump in Big Brother 3. Yeah, she became our 1st female winner. Played a spectacular end game and whooped my ass! Carolyn played a spectacular game. Hats off(no pun intended)#TheTraitorsUS
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