If you have pronouns in your bio I won’t be following you back! Not sorry! 🤪

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

🚨ROASTED. Alex Jones just NUKED Ben Shapiro on live air after Shapiro accused him of being on a foreign payroll. JONES: "You're the one on the ISRAELI payroll." "Salem Radio that he's on, all that stuff, literally run by the Israeli government, funded directly by it." Then Jones flipped the accusation entirely. "YOU are the agent of foreign groups. Not me." "You don't point your finger at 100% Americana, bonafide, real McCoy, and tell me I work for the Russians, the Chinese, or the fucking Muslims." And then came the part that will have neocons and zionists foaming at the mouth: "It is Israel funding al-Qaeda, ISIS, and Hamas. And I've been exposing that for 30 years." "So you take your little Mossad ass, Shapiro, and you look in the mirror." "You want to see a traitor, you little beady-eyed rat?" The professional warmonger who has spent two decades supporting every foreign war that got Christian American kids killed should get deported rather than lecturing people on patriotism. It's about time to self-deport, @benshapiro!

RT @Cobratate: Karmelo Anthony

Dude, you need to read my books. This isn't going to end well for you.

My nieces’ beloved cat Leonard has gone missing in Burwash, East Sussex. It’s been 4 days and he has a medical condition. I’ll offer a £1000 reward to anyone who finds him.

Hi @grok. Can you please tell me whether or not unchecked migrant men who cross the English Channel in small rubber boats are given mandatory STD checks before being allowed in? It’s major news headlines that “young people aren’t having sex” as much as previous generations so this can’t be “hook up culture”.

I never met a special operations guy in my life who didn’t have a touch of criminal in him. Ain’t nothing wrong with it as long as it’s kept in check. Those guys are just a little different.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna calls for President Trump to pardon US soldier arrested for making over $400,000 betting on Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro. "Unless the DOJ plans on going after all the crooks in Congress currently insider trading, this is simply skewed justice."

Nuclear Football is classified, and no one would ever know if Trump accessed it.

She was actually not a hoe at all and now she’s married with children.

Let's be clear at the outset: If Iran holds a US pilot, that person is a prisoner of war, not a "hostage." The terminology matters and we should insist that the media use the correct language for the situation.

I forgot to pick the kids up from school earlier, I thought they got kidnapped😭

♦️Former Fed reacts to Pooh Shiesty getting arrested for allegedly kidnapping and robbing Gucci Mane!😭🐒 “Pooh Shiesty did all of this with an ankle monitor on! He’s the stupidest criminal I’ve ever seen in my fvcking life!”

🎬 Mid- Way (2019) is based on true events during WW II

It’s not perfect but it’s better and I really need someone to be proud of me for this

I started that tweet with showing love and that wasn’t even a shot but clearly your affected. Would love to see what you’d be doing with out the ufc giving you every collab and collab post. Best of luck to you

He signed up on January 6th. Dude saw the insurrection and just had to crank one out.

Trump to Fox News-"The CIA told me the new leader of Iran Mojtaba Khamenei is gay."

I don't know you, but I'm proud of you.