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You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.
I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
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if you haven't made 1 billion dollars by the age of 14 it's over
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Jun 10
Don't tell the Brits..
32° C
It's not even a particularly hot day today.
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Jun 8
"not tonight I have a headache"
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Jun 4
“a plot hole is when the movie clearly states something but I just don’t like it”
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Jun 3
I still don't understand why Mordor even needed that exhaust port.
Why couldn’t the eagles just destroy the Death Star?
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May 29
May 29
Here's our video of the explosion at Launch Complex 36. It happened about 9 pm ET (0100 UTC) as Blue Origin was beginning a static fire test of its New Glenn rocket.
Watch live views: youtube.com/watch?v=thfYPsRq…
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Not everyone is bright enough to understand things
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May 24
Tried to recreate this in front of my fiancee but the citizen didn’t move so I just said “Watch this” and ran over someone in a wheelchair and now the police are looking for me
May 23
Tried to recreate this in front of my fiancee but the citizen didn’t move so I just said “Watch this” and ran over someone in a wheelchair with the Batmobile
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May 16
We haven't bombed the world nearly enough
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May 2
"I've got a state and a day and a DC."
–George Washington, probably
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May 2
Prelude to Axanar is an order of magnitude better than anything Paramount has done in decades.
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Apr 28
Since the Japanese language mostly doesn't use letters, do acronyms exist in Japanese?
Apr 28
海外ニキはなんでgoatって良い時に使うの？山羊だよね…？godのもじり？
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Apr 13
Apr 13
The labia are the balls of the woman.
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Apr 10
claim a guy by sliding ur hairs inside him
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Mar 28
Americans will use any unit of measurement other than the metric system
I hope you don’t plan to do all that in a week, considering NYC and LA are 2 whole Japans apart, and LA to Texas is another Japan of distance
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Mar 24
"If you don't eat the frozen turd as though it's ice cream, you won't have any dessert"
Yeah, I know, I'd rather just have nothing.
Mar 24
All these accounts are like “but then we won’t have any Star Trek!”
Bruh we haven’t had Star Trek since the Orville went off the air
We are used to it
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Mar 23
if we have to get rid of 1 pokemon type which is it and why is it fairy
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Mar 17
Mar 17
"i used to get into all kinds o' mischief back in the day"
brother you attempted to drown the planet
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