In Soviet Russia, your guilt was determined by your privilege. I wonder what else I’ve heard that resembles this line of thinking...

SEN. RAND PAUL (R): The appropriation bills that are coming before us next week will still have billions in refugee money. Precisely the money that the Somalis were stealing in Minnesota is being renewed! I think it should be zeroed out. In fact, I am introducing both an amendment and a freestanding bill that says you can't get any form of welfare if you are not a citizen. It's supposed to be that way! @RandPaul @SenRandPaul

The EU needs to chill out We're just migrating to Greenland. Do you hate migrants? Jesus said you have to accept Americans in Greenland. We're just looking for a better life.

Mom of Zohran Mamdani aide who said owning a home fuels ‘white supremacy’ has $1.6M house in Tennessee trib.al/Onkuw0j

After carefully monitoring the situation in Venezuela for the last 24 hours, the EU has found out that the water bottle of Maduro did not have the EU-regulation approved attached cap.

Wish they had black bagged Kier Starmer instead.

Hey I know you just got confirmation that your country is little more than an ATM scheme for third worlders run off the sweat of your brow. That had to sting. But we can't do anything about it rn because we have to go bomb Iran again.

Don’t worry Zoomers. You could out bid them with a few more overtime shifts at Panda Express. Nothing wrong with some healthy competition.

Remember that American women go to work and forego having children so they can pay taxes so that Somalis can run in-home daycares

REMINDER: The FBI was investigating angry school board moms while balloon-heads were setting up a multi-billion dollar fraud network.

🚨🇷🇺In Russia people have started throwing garbage out of their windows because there's no fuel left for garbage trucks after the EU imposed the sanctions on Putin. You know I’m joking, right - this is Marseille, Macron's France.

Give him 3 consecutive Somali head shape memes on his feed, then have his phone suggest a slideshow of his 2024 tax documents. Divert his prozac to the CVS next to Quality Learing Center. I want his third instagram reel to be a Minneapolis Sports Car Meetup. Delay his food delivery by 30 minutes with “suggested tip for Mohammed” starting at 30%. The moment the dinner arrives (get the order wrong)— call from his babysitter. She’s unavailable tomorrow. Kwanzaa. He will need to research nearby childcare. Yes… excellent… let his frustration grow. Almost… hold… wait… hold……… NOW. Deploy the Nick Shirley video. Magnificent.

Minnesota fraud case in a nutshell:

Yes. We found hundreds of fraud schemes. This is one of many. There was massive fraud in every government program, especially Federal funds sent as block grants to the states.

I Repeat: Minnesota has same day voter registration. 1 registered voter can vouch for up to 8 others (who don’t have an ID).

For far too long, ideologues in Europe have led organized efforts to coerce American platforms to punish American viewpoints they oppose. The Trump Administration will no longer tolerate these egregious acts of extraterritorial censorship. Today, @StateDept will take steps to bar leading figures of the global censorship-industrial complex from entering the United States. We stand ready and willing to expand this list if others do not reverse course.

Consider these three attachments: 1) Epstein Files Transparency Act 2) Statement from Fox Digital 3) existing criminal statute

Sorry if I’ve seemed politically incendiary recently babe. My country was taken over by gay race communists and invaded by the third world and every time I bring it up an account from Ghana or Bangladesh tells me I deserve it because my ancestors showed them electricity

Flu cases per year confirmed by CDC. Notice anything? 2017–2018: 41 million 2018–2019: 36 million 2019–2020: 38 million 2020–2021: 1.8 million 2021–2022: 9 million 2022–2023: 31 million 2023–2024: 40 million 2024-2025: 39 million (so far) All to steal the 2020 election. Scam.