Snarky commentary for a reasonable fee. Media relations for @MSU_Athletics. Seinfeld-ing up the rest. Proud NY native. Oxford comma devotee. Life survivor.

Joined June 2009
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50 years ago today, The Gong Show premiered. And every show was absolute chaos. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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Personally - I *like* that I don’t have to disassociate Springsteen’s music from product promotion.
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Bono gave Bruce Springsteen a hard time for refusing to license his song "Girls in Their Summer Clothes" for a commercial for the clothing brand Gap in partnership with Bono's AIDS foundation (RED): "I tried to get you to give ... I said, 'Bruce, this song "Girls in Their Summer Clothes," this is like one of the great pop songs ever ... Would you think about using it for a commercial, for (RED) and the Gap?' And you said, 'No.'" variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Some would say we are just getting started. Most would say this is elite. Either way, it’s been a productive 5 years in East Lansing!
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This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.
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Another opportunity to shine for Noelle with @CANWNT! Off to Spain for friendlies and more u20 FIFA World Cup prep. šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø āš½ļø
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ā€œI might have been given a bad break. But I’ve got an awful lot to live for.ā€ 87 years after Lou Gehrig became the face of ALS, there is still no cure. Today on #LouGehrigDay, we continue our mission to raise awareness of ALS, support the need for research and care, remember those who bravely fought, and recognize those who continue to battle.
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At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
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Become ungovernable

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Spartans šŸ¤ USYNT Assistant Coach, Tori Christ will be joining the U14 USYNT as a goalkeeper coach for their upcoming training camp at the new National Training Center in Georgia šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø āš½ļø
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People forget that Don Mattingly was arguably the best player in baseball for a 6 year period

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They don’t make em like this anymore. A legend, and im proud and grateful to call him my friend.
My last day with Penn Athletics was May 4. What a privilege to spend nearly 21 years working with coaches and student-athletes who so proudly represent the Red and Blue, and especially being an ambassador for The Palestra. "Celebrate endings, for they precede new beginnings."
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It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.
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Michigan State VP and Director of Athletics J. Batt has announced a contract extension for women’s soccer head coach Jeff Hosler, keeping the Spartan mentor at MSU through 2030! 
 "We will continue to grow daily and firmly believe we will reach even greater heights at Michigan State.ā€
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Words to your mother.
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Thats the @KelseyChrist221 touch right there.
Today’s win breaks the record for most BIG EAST wins in program historyā€¼ļø #GoFriars
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I think, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
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The existence of a gravy boat and a gravy train implies an entire gravy transportation system why isn't anyone talking about this???
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I still do this frequently. Blame my grandfather, who indoctrinated me by listening on a transistor radio on summer evenings.
idc if this is a boomer take: Listening to the radio broadcast of a baseball game is WILDLY underrated
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