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Trump’s Makeup & Hair Stylist (Parody) 🇺🇸🦅 retweeted
LETS GO
Jun 17
BREAKING: Judge orders FBI to review and release thousands of records related to the Epstein Files.
We knew the Trump-Vance admin’s attempt to delay this process was unlawful and absurd – today the court agreed with us.
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We can’t afford school lunches for poor kids or healthcare for Americans but we can pay iran 400 billion, Got it. What a fucked up place Trump made this country.
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WHAT IRAN GOT:
•$300 billion
•Removed sanctions
•Control of Strait of Hormuz
•Maintains missile program
•No destruction of nuclear program
WHAT THE U.S. GOT
•Higher gas prices
•Billions spent
•No major objectives achieved
•Americans dead
We got fleeced.
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Jun 17
Jennifer Welch on Trump: “We have a dipshit demented obese motherfucker in the White House who is ratfucking the country and we are gonna pay a long extended price for this because Republicans are cowards”
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Trump’s Makeup & Hair Stylist (Parody) 🇺🇸🦅 retweeted
Wow.
Iran gets sanctions relief, the release of frozen funds, the ability to export oil, and a $300 billion reconstruction fund.
The U.S. gets a reiteration of the vague promise Iran won’t develop a nuke.
Hard to imagine a more thorough capitulation.
The US and Iran are expected to formally sign a memorandum of understanding on June 19 in Switzerland, paving the way for 60 days of talks aimed at ending their war for good and putting strict new limits on Iran’s nuclear program bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Jun 16
🚨 BREAKING: Gavin Newsom Just Escalated His Fight With Trump’s Justice Department.
Newsom’s office has formally requested emails, texts, memoranda, and Signal messages involving top DOJ officials that reference either Gavin Newsom or Jennifer Siebel Newsom.
The request specifically names senior Trump Justice Department figures, including Pam Bondi, Emil Bove, and Todd Blanche.
And it covers every communication from January 20, 2025, to the present.
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Trump’s Makeup & Hair Stylist (Parody) 🇺🇸🦅 retweeted
Jun 16
Trump is going after public officials who oppose him while rewarding allies, convicted fraudsters, and January 6 rioters with pardons and favors funded by taxpayers.
That’s not justice — it’s political retribution.
We won’t be intimidated, and we won’t be silent.
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NEW: @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom has submitted a FOIA request to the U.S. Department of Justice for all records related to President Donald Trump's politically motivated investigation into the Governor and First Partner @JenSiebelNewsom.
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Trump’s Makeup & Hair Stylist (Parody) 🇺🇸🦅 retweeted
Jun 16
My office is demanding the Trump Administration release any and all records on the Trump DOJ’s politically motivated, baseless fishing expedition.
The American people deserve to know who ordered this abuse of power and how far it goes.
ALT Governor Gavin Newsom today announced his office filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request seeking records from the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) related to President Donald Trump's politically motivated investigation into the Governor and First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom. The investigation, which Governor Newsom announced earlier today, was ordered by President Trump after publicly calling for Newsom's arrest.
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Don’t be stupid, People. This is all nothing but market manipulation and a narcissistic pedophile trying to make a big spectacle of his stupid Birthday.
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Jun 14
And the hunted becomes the Hunter
Jun 14
I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.
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Jun 14
It's the least I can do. Which is what I've been doing.
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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Jun 14
Charlie Kirk will not be attending tonight's UFC match at the White House. His neck hurts.
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Trump’s Makeup & Hair Stylist (Parody) 🇺🇸🦅 retweeted
Jun 14
Happy Birthday to the WORST President in American history
First Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
Then he raped America.
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Jun 14
Happy eight decades around the sun to America’s biggest loser, @realDonaldTrump! 🥳🎉
You can blow out the candles, but you can't wish away the damage.
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Jun 14
A humiliated Trump will travel to the G7 tomorrow without a deal with Iran that he has claimed for the 40th time would happened today.
There are not adequate words to express how much I love this for him.
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Jun 14
Algae--check. Mosquitos--check. Lightning and rain--check. All that's missing are the birthday locusts.
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Jun 14
Congrats to the Knicks!
and hella funny that their only loss was was when that dipshit Trump showed up
#ETTD
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Jun 13
I think Iran is going for the full Jimmy Carter level humiliation on Trump and will drag this out till he's completely destroyed politically except it will be worse because he keeps telling us 5x a day there's a deal
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