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I know nothing about planes or weather but I do question how the best solution to “there’s a bad storm between us and New York” was “we’re just gonna make circles over Ohio for a bit”

I love having guy friends because wdym my fiancé’s best friend randomly texted me wth a cheat sheet for my nyc work trip this week

my competitive advantage is i'm having fun

Airports need two lanes: one for people who’ve traveled before, and one for folks who are clearly experiencing their first day on Earth.

"We made a very deliberate decision to invest in diversifying the business. Roughly 50% of Coinbase's revenue now comes from non-trading fees." @ShanAggarwal of @coinbase with @hosseeb of @dragonfly_xyz on the Main Stage at ETHConf.

"Demand for the product has already been strong ahead of the nationwide launch... the waitlist currently represents around $250 million in potential loan volume, with more than half of interested borrowers looking to purchase a home within six months." Great deep dive from @Yogita_Khatri5 / @TheBlockCo on an innovative new product ↓

The first ever Fannie Mae-insured mortgage backed by BTC in the U.S just got funded. Originated and serviced by Better, powered by Coinbase. Rolling out nationwide this summer.

Why Coinbase wins in the agentic economy 👇 $COIN

Turns out, being an adult is basically just figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

Coinbase is the winner of AI-native finance. We believe $COIN can be a ~$300B company (6x from today) Artemis open sources the BEST Coinbase financial model using onchain data. You can now build models like the BEST analysts. We believe Coinbase is WINNING in stablecoins, agentic commerce – not just as a crypto exchange. Here’s the core assumptions > Stablecoin supply reaches ~$3T in 2031 (~US Treasury official estimates) > USDC is 30% of stablecoin supply > Agentic Commerce ~$7.5T in yearly spend in 2031 > Coinbase Agentic Commerce is able to monetize and captures 1bp of the entire TAM > Net transaction revenue grows 11% CAGR > Subscription & Services goes from 40% of total revenue to 65% of revenue in 2031 In our bull case, Coinbase does ~$23B revenue in 2031 with ~$10B of net income. At 30x PE that assumes ~$300B of marketcap (6x from today) Full 12 page thesis drops at 5pm ET 👀

Reasons to use an em dash: 1) reclaim it from the machines 2) you don't know what a semicolon is for 3) it has incredible vibes

Stablecoins = up and to the right 🚀 Thanks for having me on @therollupco!

just can't stay away see you in sept DC 😎

“When AI starts spending” session with @dwr and @ShanAggarwal 🔥

Last year, stablecoins over $33 trillion in transactions. 2026 is on pace to blow past that number. Stablecoin transactions volume was over $25 trillion in the past 3 months alone.

the original sin of the internet was the failure to build a native payment layer. for decades everything went digital except money. but that era is now over. stablecoins are fixing it and faster than anyone expected. I wrote about what we're building @Coinbase and why it matters now.

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