I drink too much coffee.
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21 Jul 2017
'You are only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry & be sure to smell the flowers along the way' Walter Hagen 🌸🌺🌼🌻
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20 Sep 2023
Thanks #evri for leaving my @FairyLoot parcel in the rain 😭 my book is now ruined.
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10 Oct 2022
The A40 is an absolute nightmare. Two hours to get to work this morning 😡that’s double the time it normally takes from Bicester.
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18 Aug 2022
Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend…
They’re both cauldron.
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21 Jul 2022
Creepiest leaving present ever? Two of my students have been rating my outfit every day for the past academic year. Today they gave me the book.
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15 Jul 2022
I asked a group of 6 year olds if they had "Any tips to make this the best summer ever?"
Let the good times roll
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9 Jun 2022
you can't stop this now. the story continues july 1st with Stranger Things 4 vol. 2.
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3 Jun 2022
What a great show @ALWCinderella is! Definitely not what @JessicaChalk_ and I were expecting but we honestly had so much fun - @CarrieHFletcher & @jonathanduds smashed it! 👑
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Tom Cruise is telling the world that some day technology will replace pilots. But no one will replace Tom Cruise. It's 36 years ago but he still fine as hell
#TopGun #TopGunMaverick
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18 Mar 2022
I asked a group of 6 year olds "How can you tell someone is a good person?"
Opinions were expressed,
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18 Jan 2022
Today the children were playing ‘coronavirus’ 🦠
It’s basically ‘stuck in the mud’ but when you tag someone you have to shout ‘isolate’ and you free someone by tapping them while shouting ‘vaccinate’ 😂
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5 Jan 2022
#TheBookOfBobaFett spoilers
Boba saying "Like a bantha" while happily bouncing will live in my head rent free for a while
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20 Dec 2021
Baby elephants don't learn to control their trunks until they’re about a year old.
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20 Dec 2021
This is the gingerbread you're looking for...
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7 Dec 2021
7 yo me making potions in the bathroom;
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9 Nov 2021
get me a rimmel foundation and a messy bun, i'm going full 2014 zoella
9 Nov 2021
Bath & Body Works has arrived at Westfield London...need we say more? 😍
📍 Find them within @nextofficial on Floor 1
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