I'm a software engineer who develops games and XR using C#/Unity and JavaScript/WebGL (while increasingly Godot-curious). I wrote the book Unity in Action!

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I'm currently writing a book about programming a character customization system in Unity. Both 3D characters and 2D animated in Spine! Includes UI development, saving JSON data, loading Addressables, etc. jettelly.com/store/character… #unity3d #spine2d #gameprogramming
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man I want that last line on a shirt
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Everything pee-2014 was full of slop too, you just memory holed the bad games coming out and only remember the good ones because those are the ones you played when you were a bright-eyed child and knew nothing but wonder Games didn’t get worse, you just got bitter
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Joseph Hocking retweeted
US politics is so wild. Here's the Mayor of Knox County Tombstoning the US Secretary of Education

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The original post this is a comment on is also good, but this is my favorite comment.
Jeffery Dahmer went to prison for having some people over for dinner.
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What if only people who return their shopping carts properly were allowed to vote? Ah, now we are getting real.
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I'm suddenly wondering what my kids would do if I handed them a portable CD player lol
31 Oct 2024
Replying to @netflix
that one girl holding a portable CD player like a smartphone 😭
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Replying to @acnewsitics
Can’t have white paper because of woke
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absolutely a response I need to remember
I didn't consent to this fact
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I'm increasingly moving to this other site as Twitter goes belly up: bsky.app/profile/joehocking.…

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response to "what's uplink?"
nothin much whats up with you
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If you ever need a "real" definition for woke (other than just "anything I don't like") then this is one of the best explanations I've seen.
I will answer this as a former member of Gamergate. Woke is the word people use when they can’t just say they don’t want depictions of women and minorities. It’s rooted in the myth that progressive inclusion is the reason for bad art, rather than misguided capitalism.
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Replying to @thejackhopkins
My favourite meme for arguments like "Trump was sent by God"...
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lol this is the funniest reason I've ever heard to break up with someone: "What I mean is by that is she has a playlist of like 70 versions of the song Simple and Clean from kingdom hearts." reddit.com/r/relationship_ad…
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Untitled Goose Game 2 is set in Springfield OH
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Y'know this reminds me that I've been wondering about the programming jargon 'yak shaving'. As in, how widespread is knowledge of that term, even among programmers? It seems very obscure to me, like I have to explain it to other programmers.
a lot of programming terms escape into the wild i think a lot of people have heard of 'rubber ducking' where you explain the problem to a rubber duck and the explanation helps you understand the problem but have you heard of 'duck typing'?
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observation I made in a comment reply that deserved its own thread
oh my god I've never thought of it like that: trump's entire presidency was george costanza seething about delivering his comeback, and afterward he just got insulted again.
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yooo Unity cancels fee unity.com/blog/unity-is-canc…

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god what a great analogy
7 Sep 2024
Replying to @naima
And 4. The man was terrifying, so for him to say Trump is a true threat to the republic is like Thanos warning the Avengers about Kang
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so this entire video is great, but my favorite part is definitely at 9:50 when he's pitching to startup investors and they start to twig what's actually going on youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD…
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yeah it runs on stovetop timers, github commit history boxes, pure css, and pregnancy tests, but you have to draw the line somewhere
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