Former U of IA athlete, current attorney, all opinions my own, and legal opinions donβt constitute legal advice nor does it create an ACR.
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Llama Llama Family Law Drama retweeted
Jun 15
"You're going to end up living alone & with cats"
Being able to afford living alone and take care of animals...in this economy... IS THE BIGGEST FLEX EVER
and peaceful asf
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Jun 15
Amateur golfers watching the pros struggle to make par at the U.S. Open this week
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Llama Llama Family Law Drama retweeted
Jun 15
Meanwhile in Tobleronistan
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Llama Llama Family Law Drama retweeted
Jun 13
I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
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This is near where I grew up.
π© An incredible sunset over Nebraska is going viral online
The footage was captured today in Sidney, Nebraska, during a powerful storm.
The photographer managed to capture a massive supercell β one of the rarest and most spectacular types of storm clouds. These systems are often responsible for the strongest tornadoes, giant hail, and extreme rainfall.
Looks more like a scene from a disaster movie than real life.
Community note
This video has been stolen from @WxMstrr. Here's the link to the original - x.com/i/status/20645β¦
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Serious question, does MAHA mean only doing half-reps?
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Llama Llama Family Law Drama retweeted
Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Landon Donovan hairline is the real comeback story of the World Cup π
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Jun 10
The wait is over. ππ’
The first-ever official TMNT Pizzeria is opening in Los Angeles on June 20th, 2026 at 11AM β and the Turtles will be there in person to celebrate with us!
π TMNT Pizzeria Los Angeles
1444 3rd Street, Santa Monica, CA
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Llama Llama Family Law Drama retweeted
"Do you have unlimited tries?" grand juror to Trump DOJ prosecutor in the now-dismissed "Broadview Six" case.
Prosecutors failed to disclose that the grand jury "no true billed" the first indictment.
Remarkable exchange
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Chuck Grassley has been in politics so long that his predecessor in the house was born in the 1800s
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Llama Llama Family Law Drama retweeted
Jun 9
ALT #sorsby #brendan #texastech #ncaa #collegefootball #cfb #sports
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This cannot be real.
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The fan on my work laptop decided to die. Iβm not sure what people did before the cloud existed, but even with the cloud I have wasted most of today getting the backup laptop up and running. π€¬π€¬π€¬
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Llama Llama Family Law Drama retweeted
He's an incredibly powerful wizard.
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Cat people doing cat people things...
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Iβll never stop reposting this.
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