Joined November 2008
799 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
12 Jan 2020
I don't understand how Americans wear shoes indoors. Let alone on couches...gross
52
14
1,042
1 Aug 2023
Well, it’s been a good run but time to uninstall. x
1
61
21 Jun 2023
Freezes. Blue or white. Maybe red or purple.
82
29 May 2023
I made double infinite this month @MARVELSNAP on main account and F2P account. Iron Patriot and Thanos ongoing were my most played decks, respectively. @SnapDecks @MarvelSnapZone #MarvelSnap
1
6
27
6,113
30 Apr 2023
I've been listening to so much @AllFantasyPod that when i was building a bookcase and had to locate the "d-boards", I was disappointed nobody was around for a DEEZNUTS joke.
54
24 Apr 2023
I got my first infinite season of @MARVELSNAP playing @ACozyGamer's Rocks & Hawks deck. Pushed me over the final 98 . @SnapDecks #MarvelSnap
1
2
28
5,318
21 Apr 2023
"On the Wednesday side of 1000." - @SeanSJordan @outofcontextAFE
2
78
Jon Chan retweeted
2 Apr 2023
I’ll be giving away 10 Hit Monkey season passes! To qualify you must: 🔸Follow me 🔸Retweet this 🔸Post a variant that gets the most starry eyed emotes from your opponent 🤩 Winners will be picked on Tuesday, April 4th. Good luck everyone!
560
501
567
85,240
31 Mar 2023
So when is @IanKarmel going to be on the @minakimes show? I think he passed the test of knowing at least one player.
5
2,113
28 Mar 2023
Amazing Canadian content collab idea for @chrisramsay52 and @juliemarienolke . "The basics of slight of hand for parents: how to do magic just well-enough to fool babies" #YouTube #idea #iwantproducerdcredits
1
39
25 Mar 2023
Cops about to learn about the Barbara Streisand effect. Their embarrassment is about to get so much louder.
Seven law enforcement officers in Ohio are suing the rapper Afroman for using footage of their raid on his house last year in videos and merchandise. A court filing said Afroman's actions caused the officers to suffer "humiliation" and "loss of reputation."nyti.ms/3z754tj
69
21 Mar 2023
I enjoy the dichotomy of podcast hosting styles of @IanKarmel and @DanaSchwartzzz juxtaposed beside each other.
1
10
1,788
13 Mar 2023
Suddenly having problems connecting my @rayconglobal headphones with my #googlepixel after months of working fine. Was there a recent update or change?
50
Jon Chan retweeted
If you're ever unsure of the difference between watch vs. warning - just use this helpful taco analogy. #winning #ONStorm #tacowarning #tacowatch
13
89
373
84,401
16 Feb 2023
1
1
6
717
Jon Chan retweeted
ƧIHT ꓷAƎЯ ИAƆ UOY ᆿI ƎЯA UOY ИƎHT ƎƧAƎ HTIW TA ꓷƎTИƎ⅃AT Y⅃ꓭIꓷƎЯƆИI ˎƧꓷЯAWꓘƆAꓭ ӘИIꓷAƎЯ Y⅃ꓭIꓷƎЯƆИI ИA ƧI HƆIHW TИƎ⅃AT ƧƧƎ⅃TИIOԳ .ƎVAH OT
1,210
1,777
19,259
1,863,790
10 Feb 2023
Nerd buys friends and is upset that friends don't want to listen to him any more. Fires other nerds who are just doing their jobs.
NEW: While Twitter is breaking, Elon Musk is holding meetings to interrogate engineers about why his engagement is tanking. On Tuesday, he publicly fired one for showing that the lack of engagement isn’t a bug — he’s just less popular than he used to be: platformer.news/p/elon-musk-…
48
7 Feb 2023
67 3 = 70 23 = 93
Without using a calculator, what happens in your head when you add 67 26?
37
7 Feb 2023
Wish we had a chance to see @katienolan on carpool karaoke. @IanKarmel is there still time?
81
5 Feb 2023
Free million dollar idea for @googlephotos. When displaying photos in wallpaper mode, have a toggle to add the local temperature in the location of the photos. You could imagine yourself back in your travel photos.
1
80
1 Feb 2023
Should be Toronto, but still fun @trashpandas
Shoutout to the best named team in sports. Gonna wear this with pride, @trashpandas!
1
46