People who take David Bowie too seriously: 1. NASA

Early 2024, Farage receives £5m from Harborne May 2024 Farage buys £1.42m house June2024 Farage announced he'd stand for GE Nov2024 Farage girfriend buys £885k house Farage says the gift is for security. PARL CODE: declare gifts for prev 12 mths before being elected Farage didn't

Nothing says “man of the people” like unexplained millions and cash property deals.

The real story shouldn't be Starmer it’s this. Ben Habib casually dropping an allegation that Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson were each handed £1m by Christopher Harborne to fix an election. Truly astonishing claims but sure, let’s all pretend the headline issue is Starmer. The £5m bung is the tip of the iceberg, our press should be camped outside Farage's girlfriends house not 10 Downing Street waiting for the police to arrive #ReformUK #Farage

Ninth in the league, 11 points adrift, battered at Tring. This was Boro's reality on 24th January. ... And then ... #WeAreHaringey

Does Haringey Borough Football Club have an impact on the local community? Look at this. Look upon how these men - every day - affect the people and communities around them. League champions. Champions for everyone. #WeAreHaringey

Nigel Farage is fighting his own shadow at this point…

‘The golfer from Mara lago’ 🫢

VAR is no good. It's just not. It doesn't need tweaking or resetting - it's just no good for football. Referees make bad errors every now and but so does this billion pound tech overlord bullshit. What have we gained? Nothing. What have we lost? Live football.

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You get to a level where this becomes a norm and nobody is even talking about it. Harry Kane’s standards are out of this world.

This is MMA fighter Sean McInnes. When Anne Marie Boyle asked him to leave her alone, he punched her in the face so hard that he broke her cheekbone and her eye socket, knocked her unconscious, and left her with a life-altering brain injury. He was given less than two years behind bars. It would be a real shame if this post was widely circulated and impacted his career in a negative way.

This gesture is widely recognized as a discreet way for someone to signal they need help, allowing victims to ask for assistance without drawing attention. Be on the lookout!

History made in yesterday’s Daytona 200 - Kayla Yaak became the first woman to finish on the 200 podium 👏👏😎😎

Tweet of the year?

I’m not a fan of Starmer, but whatever he does – literally whatever he does - he is ripped apart, ripped to shreds, by the telegraph, Mail, express, Sun, spectator, the very same people who installed Boris Johnson and the appalling Liz Truss. The same people who installed the governments that caused Brexit and the financial chaos that has ensued, the same people who have driven this country into the ground. I’m sick to death of them. They are the biggest threat to this country and all of us across the board, no matter what our politics are. We need to get billionaires out of the Media

“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”

He can quite literally be bought for £69.67.

Your strongest trait has always been hypocrisy and here you go again 🤪 You were bonkers for Brexit but it was Brexit that saw immigration skyrocket and now you're pretending it was someone else's fault. If you get away with this, it will be the second greatest con in British history, after Brexit. You, Nige and all your plastic patriots are mendacious mountebanks 🤥

You were paid £69.66 to record a Cameo video paying tribute to paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins.