Very excited to be a volunteer attorney for the @NAACP’s election protection team this year. As Thurgood Marshall said: “Where you see wrong or inequality or injustice, speak out, because this is your country. This is your democracy. Make it. Protect it. Pass it on.”

For the first time that I’ve seen, @GavinNewsom is fundraising off the prospect of running for president.

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

Thoughts & prayers⚡️

TPSI poll | 6/10 2028 presidential election matchups 🟦Gavin Newsom 50.8% 🟥JD Vance 38.9% — 🟦AOC 48.4% 🟥JD Vance 39.6% — 🟦Kamala Harris 49.4% 🟥JD Vance 38.3% — 🟦Hunter Biden 44.2% 🟥JD Vance 39.9%

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children. History's first trillionaire.

What great precedent: “you can break the law as long as you already put considerable time and funding into it.”

If Obama did this he would be impeached

Senator Dave McCormick (R-A.I.) x.com/jjabbott/status/206515…

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

$6/gallon gas just in time for #America250! Thanks, Trump!

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning? Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

They act like the biggest threat to society is a single mom buying soda with food stamps instead of a billionaire buying his 13th senator.

In a normal democracy this would be so illegal

Paul Skenes was driving down Perry Highway in Wexford just past seven o’clock Monday night when the Pirates superstar pitcher made a pit stop. It was a Little League field. Skenes signed autographs for over two hours, connecting with Pittsburgh's next generation. For @MLB ⤵️

Always weird to me that conservatives act like he’s the toughest man in America when literally a follow up question is enough to make him turn completely beet red and crash out

They published a 900-page book in 2023 that told everyone exactly what they planned to do if/when Trump won. Many people chose not to believe them.

The bad moment in question:

One of the main reasons it’s hard to celebrate “America 250” this year. Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves.

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.