“A podcaster who loves elekid”-@kotaku, 🇯🇴 🇵🇸Arab-American,#KFBF, one half of the @orphangamers, professor at @marvelschoolpod & host @shared_screens he/him
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GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company
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Perhaps his most consistent stance is that he loves handsome boys
Trump gets distracted by a reporter's looks: "What a nice looking person. Is he from your country? He has such a nice way about him. My people are so mean. Handsome guy. Could put him in a movie right now"
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Jun 15
Mamdani, maaann, do we have a campaign slogan for your next run
Jun 15
Congrats to @nyknicks . America’s more fun when New York’s happy
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Jun 16
Liveleak in the pokemon world would go insane. Chinese factory voltorb explosion, man gets eaten by 30-50 feral mamoswine. Its rotomphone reels dawg its lit
If Pokémon were real you'd get some real heaters of this genre of video. Family releasing their Rattata into the wild only for it to be thrown 500 ft into the sky by a Hurricane and snatched midair by a Pidgeotto
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Jun 14
if theres one thing my ass does consistently its severely underestimate how much is left in a video game's endgame mission and stay up absurdly late
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knicks championship win into puerto rican day and then knicks parade into juneteenth and both being weekends is such insane perfect timing new york city supremacy mandate of heaven for real
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Jun 15
this cover is so good lol
Jun 15
Marvel Comics announces 'THE MUPPETS TAKE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE', an anthology one-shot to celebrate the 50th anniversary of 'THE MUPPET SHOW'.
The issue releases this September and features a team including Zdarsky, Woods, Starks, Henderson, Cadenhead, Baldeon, Allen, & more.
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What living in the Levant looks like
If you currently lived in the Levant...you would be honor killed for wearing makeup.. dressing and posting on the internet like a whore...put your fucking hijab on Fatima before you get stoned to death
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RT @queerlilgremlin: “almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet
weird
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It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted
Jun 15
JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.
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Jun 15
He did it. He did the joke. Brits conquered the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any spices.
It tastes much fresher without that, british food relies on high quality ingredients rather than saturating items with a myriad of seasonings.
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Jun 15
Someone said each game was for each borough, game 3 was for Staten Island lmaooooooo
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Jun 15
“But ‘Greater Israel’ is an antisemitic myth!”
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BREAKING: Israel won't withdraw from land seized in Lebanon, Syria and Gaza, its defense minister says, hours after an interim Iran-U.S. deal was announced. Israel Katz's remarks are the first official Israeli comments since the announcement. apnews.com/article/iran-us-w…
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Jun 15
there is no way you think caramelizing onions means adding caramel to onions
Jun 14
Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.
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my entire feed is British people defending cold bread onion and cheese sandwiches. please tell me this is a bit. like we’re joking right ? right ?
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Jun 14
Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after.
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Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie
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This not too bad no lie
Jun 14
63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win trib.al/aqUNTh6
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Jun 14
this is how it’ll be when It Happens
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Jun 14
The worst part about the Knicks winning is whenever I'm about to attempt some crazy shit that I know I have no business trying
My brain will go "The Knicks were down 29, if they can do it so can I"
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