Authors should never crash out about a negative review. No matter how unreasonable it was, crash outs only ever make you look bad
Ironic promotion or mockery of it is good, but throwing a tantrum to try and gin up some pity reviews is deeply cringe
So let me see if I have this straight:
1) reviews are for readers
2) authors should never question or critique a review
3) authors owe it to readers to be ‘honest’ when writing reviews
4) questioning an author’s review is acceptable
5) in fact, authors should be shunned if they praise a book deemed weak
Did I miss anything?