Senior writer/social media @thesefootytimes. Find me in: @guardian_sport, @worldsoccermag, @nplhmag, @wsc_magazine. Sometimes I speak Norwegian. United and TIL.

Joined May 2009
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🇳🇴 I wrote something personal on why I was drawn to Norwegian football, and how grateful I am for the impact it has had on both my life and my career. Expect lots of mentions of Ronny Johnsen and Tromsø IL. Takk, alle sammen! medium.com/@joshbutler.write…
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Endelig et morsomt lag med tempo, intensitet, direkte, x-faktor, mot og råskap 🔥 Frisk pust i den gørre balltrillende moderne fotballen: MAROKKO 🔥🇲🇦
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The Diaz assist, the Saibari finish. Cor, that’s delightful.
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Story of a Lonely Guy 🖤
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What's your favorite track from this 2001 pop-punk classic?
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England have one world class player and it’s Harry Kane.
I really don't agree with this extremely high bar for being world class England have 6 world class players. Guehi, James, O'Reilly, Rice, Bellingham and Kane Palmer, Foden, Saka and Anderson can be world class in future or have been in the past
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Americans thinking athleticism is the number one determiner of whether you’re good at football is a take that never fails to amuse me.
I agreed until you said the US team has some of the best athletes the country has to offer… Christian Pulisic is the best player we have and he’s not even half the ATHLETE Tyreek Hill is. The rest of the world is just lucky soccer isn’t our number 1 sport.
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Canada👏🏻
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Parents should’ve named him Isaac.
I tried. I tried it. I watched one World Cup game—the most boring sport.
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These takes are always so funny.
The only reason why the US doesn’t win every World Cup is because our best athletes choose football, baseball, basketball, and hockey over soccer It’s like we are sending our 5th string up against everyone else’s best
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Alt er bedre når man har Ronny Johnsen.
🇳🇴 Eliteserien 30-0 er endelig her! 🇳🇴 kongebonus.com/30-0-eliteser…
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Norge 🤝🏻 England Elsker å hate USA
World Cup allegiances: 🇺🇸 USA 🇳🇴 Norway - family Hate watches 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England - no explanation needed 🇨🇦 Canada - pussy ass country.
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La casa de Michael Scott.
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The GOAT
Treble-winner Ronny Johnsen celebrates his birthday today 🥳🎈
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Iran arrives at World Cup wearing pins of 168 schoolgirls killed by the United States
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My second team in this World Cup is going to be whoever is playing against the USA.
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There exists a lot of animosity between the English and the Scottish, Irish and Welsh — much of it legitimate and some of it performative — but it’s a modern marvel how some Americans have managed to unite us all against them instead.
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There’s an American in my replies who is trying desperately to bait a bunch of Europeans over my calling an American football pre-show something out of Glee, and it is one of the funniest things I’ve experienced in this hellscape of an app lately.
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ALT go set a watchman texts GIF

Replying to @JoshisButler90
It’s called getting hyped to fucking rock someone’s shit. Thing the Brit’s know absolutely nothing about
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Some team 👀😮‍💨
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Norge 🤝🏻 England Smålig hat mot Skottland.
Really funny that Norway and Scotland - two countries with alot of similarities - have suddenly become arch nemesis on here overnight
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