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For the record I said I’m a whopping 5’5” and half a midget but @russellgold had to explain why he couldn’t put that in his article 🤣
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Joshua Pollard retweeted
7 Aug 2025
I should let ai fix this but I’m going to just let it fly. It’s a good day. All the trials and tribulations of owning oil wells have taught me a lot of the last many years. We are in a habit of betting on ourselves and I throttled that by taking out a serious loan to launch a new venture. The new product launch coming for a myriad of management, regulatory and accounting that syncs with remote sensing will be fun to watch as people who’ve been begging for a system that gives them real management, real usable tools, and for a price that can stack 500 wells under $150 a month total. The engineers and developers who’ve dealt me for two years now are finally about to see some fun. The task was difficult and as we expand to more bolt ons it will never be easy but here we are. The challenge before, present and the future for what we are building: -Staying at the edge of new technology isn’t extremely difficult when that’s your sole purpose. -Keeping a user interface that doesn’t require constant YouTube tutorials to learn the system isn’t by itself difficult -making a system that costs 95% less than others by itself difficult. Combining all of this into a service and line of products however has been extremely challenging. The backend of these systems have been trial and error, scrapping project after project to get it to work. I am at a confident place now to release the management software in the coming month as it has been tested to no end.

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Joshua Pollard retweeted
13 Aug 2024
I’m but a small oil well operator owner and historical document researcher. My car has 300k miles. My house is small. I’m like many blue collar mom and pop business owners in Texas just trying to chase the American dream. A few years ago I went to help a west Texas rancher whose ranch had significant problems with 30 year old plugged wells breaking out (blowing out). Clearly something was wrong and through researching of public documents submitted to the state I found a California super major called @chevron had broken law after law the rest of us must follow. The very point of these laws is to protect and prevent what was occurring. Whether it be injection 50,000 bbls of brine into a well in a month that wasn’t supposed to exceed 6,000 bbls, or claiming that they were the land owners when filing injection permits (they weren’t). I also had the joy of witnessing first hand as they went into a “plugged well” with a coiled tubing unit and it didn’t have a single plug in. I very quickly began to notice a pattern with chevron. Not only in west Texas but other states as well, plugged wells were breaching surface with brine and as seen in California, some were spewing oil as well. This hasn’t been a fun walk for me, but I’ve learned doing the right thing can be a lonely road. After all it’s not every day an oil man steps outside the industry to help an “outsider” being a rancher against an oil company and especially when that oil company pays out billions a year in dividends. I say all this to say I’ve come to the conclusion that I will be liquidating my holdings over the coming weeks and going to work full time helping both state and federal authorities get a better grasp of the things @chevron has done. Antina Ranch in west Texas isn’t an anomaly or a case of bad field guys. Based on my research and documentation this is a multistate and country issue for that manor with them. As I listened to Elon and Trump tonight I read over this massive paperwork I was served today with by Chevron. Maybe intimidation, maybe just pure stupidity on their part but let’s see what happens when the guy who knows where all the historical documents gathering dust starts putting those documents in the hands of justice. As Katt Williams says 2024 all that is dark will be brought to the light. We shall see what happens from here. P.s. I am not suicidal
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Joshua Pollard retweeted
1 Aug 2024
So a California company being @Chevron over-injected and destroyed west Texas ranches and they now want to subpoena me and waste my time because I pointed out their publicly submitted documents to the state admitting their fuck ups. I would be in prison for doing what they have done as an operator. So here’s what I’m going to do, I’m going to make a google drive of the following so that the @EPA and state environmental agencies, as well as class action lawyers can download. It will contain the following: Known casing failures and MIT failures near contamination sites every well in Texas they plugged with mud and not cement as required. Every brine and oil storage pit that they didn’t properly clean up Every asbestos pipeline for which they didn’t remediate running through cities. FAFO is officially on.

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I keep seeing this. That’s not what he said. This is ridiculous. I’m republican, I’m “right wing”, but we have to stop with this bullshit or we’re going to lose everything to these lunatic leftists.
25 Jul 2023
Biden just announced that he’s cured cancer Yes, he seriously did We are an international joke
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Joshua Pollard retweeted
10 Jul 2023
When they ask what the oil business is like...
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Replying to @Lori9218
@Lori9218 @LandmanLife @andy_oilman @Tejanobrown @wtxoil @Hotdogremix @plumdog_oil @JHandimeyer @Albertagarbage @JoshuaPollard hola from Mexico! Btw that’s my wife’s hand, don’t make fun of my fancy nails.
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Joshua Pollard retweeted
9 Jul 2023
Go watch Sound of Freedom, pull your head out of the sand and see that this once great country is increasingly consuming child sex trafficking. Notice how now the gov. wants you to tolerate “MAP’s” Gods children are not for sale, and you need to wake the Fk up. Link below
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PER IHS MARKIT: AOF 13.3MMCF/D ACTUAL EXPECTED PRODUCTION 2.5MMCF/D The lack of accountability in some of these companies is sad to me. Having actually played in the helium game I can say with confidence, Royal Helium isn't where I would put my cash
Independent production test results by IHS Markit were originally published by IHC in October 2021. (We, RHC took over IHC in July 2022) Our (after takeover) contracted engineers Obsidian Engineering and Arjae Design Solutions with GLJ 3rd party reservoir engineers designed, (now building) the processing plant specifically based upon flow rates, pressures, composition mole fractions, porosities, permeabilities etc for both wells.
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Typical Abilene weekend, eh @JoshuaPollard ?
HERE COMES THE BOOOOOOM
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11 Jun 2023
The next time a climate cultist is jabbering on about subsidies, feel free to lay this on him. Being a baby seal clubber I decided to dive into all these fossil fuel subsidies the climate cult talks about. The subsidies as it turns out aren't in fact much cash payments at all. MOST are programs to help single mothers and lower income afford air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter (Fossil fuel includes power generation). Also fun fact, wind and solar receives more every year. Of course it isn't reliable. So here we go They use the following to track subsidies: Explicit: actual cash and tax payments. These aren't in fact that big. Go figure. A total of $16B total for all fossil fuels in the United States. This includes tax incentives for consumers and the bulk of this number is in fact local and state actions for the consumer. But where are all these massive numbers I hear about? Doing some more digging to understand where all these billions and billions of dollars in subsidies being claimed by the climate cult I uncovered the other subsidy name. This is called the "Implicit" Subsidies 🤣🤣🤣 Implicit subsidies are the "numbers" based on un accounted health and climate costs. Of course when you dig into this it is complete and utter junk science with very little substance. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!
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Joshua Pollard retweeted
6 Jun 2023
The world has harvested freedoms from the seeds planted with the massive sacrifices made 79 years ago. The strength of that generation has made modern generations a disgrace embroiled in false victim ideology when in reality a human has never had it better on Earth than the modern day west human. We live in a world now that considers yelling at people to wear a mask, a brave action. Thank you to the fallen and my apologies for an ungrateful nation of false victims
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Joshua Pollard retweeted
5 Jun 2023
Spacing debate in the Giant East Texas Field The Texas Company RRC Hearing 1935
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I thank my little brother from another mother for this truly bountiful gift @JoshuaPollard
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A peaceful gathering of Biden voters
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Kicking tires in Daisetta. Satellite imaging doesn’t put in perspective how big this sink hole is
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Not teds biggest fan but he’s out here spitting facts on the border
12 May 2023
Ted Cruz 2.0 is BASED. Trump rubbed off on him. If only more Republicans would be this vocals against the dangerous MSM.
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And there it is, Mauricio Garcia the Allen Shooter was in fact kicked out of the Army for Mental Illness. Under the law he shouldn't have been in possession of a firearm... When he reported a firearm stolen it should of flagged (It did, FBI just dropped the ball)
FBI is blocking the release of the Allen shooters identity which of course means he worked for them as an informant and/or they had flagged him in the past and never followed up. Either way the FBI has fucked up once again
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And now they are trying to spin the news away from their f*** up!
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