All answers questioned here. I’m definitely not a doctor. Partial facts and stuff. I read a book about it.. once.
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Twitter: A home for the voices in your head.
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I identify as the problem.
My pronouns are so/what.
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🇺🇸Happy Flag Day🇺🇸
Old Glory
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Jun 13
Boss: Go big or go home
Me: You seriously underestimate my will to go home
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My dog is barking for reasons only he knows.
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Jun 13
One fish
Two fish
Dog fish
Oh look there's a catfish
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The only thing most people are good at is fucking up.
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Jun 13
My search history is just me asking the internet to validate bad decisions.
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I expected you to have much lower expectations.
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Jun 13
When kids do horrible things, it’s a reflection on the parents. Don’t fail your kids. Raise them right. Show and teach them to love. You do this and 90% of all this drama ends.
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Jun 13
Get more sun, without the sunscreen.
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Jun 13
Flip the switch, close the circuit.
You're connected to infinite supply.
Go.
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Jun 13
She got into a car accident and broke her tits...
At least, that was her excuse for not wanting to go out.
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RT @DaddyJew: cocaine so white it won't shut the fuck up about the World Cup
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Jun 13
<••• Just another lab rat in the experiment of life.
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Jun 13
Let's have a watch party.
I'm bringing my old Timex.
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