Reality can be whatever I want

Joined March 2026
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Sure weed is cool but have you ever been in love with someone that actually loves you back? yeah me either pass the blunt..
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How do you professionally say "you called this meeting to tell us something you could've emailed" in corporate?
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Replying to @ESPNFC
You mean this is not the stadium in Mexico, nawa ooo. Na lack of travel make us dey rate europe
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Please can you help me pronounce this 1,000,000,000,000
Exactly
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This must be the most interesting World Cup to watch as an adult for the first time. No parents supervision,fucked up sleeping patterns,draws after draws and also total humiliation of some teams. Football is fun at this point.
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TÜRKÇE; İYİ GECELER Afrikanca: Goeie nag Almanca: Gute Nacht Arnavutça: Natën e mirë Arapça: Lailah saeida (ليلة سعيدة) Azerice: Geceniz xeyre qalsın Baskça: GabonBengalce: Shubho ratriBoşnakça: Laku noćBulgarca: Leka nosht (Лека нощ) Çekçe: Dobrou noc Danca: Godnat Endonezyaca: Selamat malam Ermenice: Bari gisher (Բարի գիշեր) Estonca: Head ööd Farsça: Shab bekheyr (شب بخیر) Fince: Hyvää yötä Fransızca: Bonne nuit Galce: Nos da Galiçyaca: Boa noite Gürcüce: Ghameli ghame (გამარჯობა) Hintçe: Shubh raatri Hırvatça: Laku noć Hollandaca: Welterusten İbranice: Laila tov (לילה טוב) İngilizce: Good night İrlandaca: Oíche mhaith İspanyolca: Buenas nochesİsveççe: God natt İtalyanca: Buona notte İzlandaca: Góða nótt Japonca: Oyasumi nasai (おやすみなさい) Katalanca: Bona nit Kazakça: Qayrly tün (Қайырлы түн) Korece: Annyeong-hi jumuseyo (안녕히 주무세요) Kürtçe: Şev baş Latince: Bona nox Letonca: Ar labu naktiLitvanca: Labos nakties Macarca: Jó éjszakát Makedonca: Leka noḱ (Лека ноќ) Malayca: Selamat malamMaltaca: Il-lejl it-tajjeb Maorice: Pō mārie Moğolca: Saikhan amraarai (Сайхан амраарай) Nepalce: Shubh ratri
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Faltam 2 dias ⌛⚽
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Belgium vs Egypt Egypt's defense gave a strong response to Belgium's aggression and almost secured a victory, but an own goal by Mohamed Hany ended up saving Belgium. Although the match ended in a draw, in my eyes Egypt played like the real winner.
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Imagine disrespecting me & I pay a crackhead to walk up & kiss you on the lips
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"just lock tf in" babes I’ve got adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside
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One of the most manipulative things toxic people do is push you emotionally until you finally react…then suddenly act like your reaction is the real problem. They ignore the disrespect, the insults, the mind games, the lies, and the constant pressure they created. Instead, all the attention goes to the moment you finally snap, defend yourself, or get upset. That’s not healthy communication. That’s emotional manipulation. A good person cares about how their behavior affects others.
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When you’re tired! rest - don’t quit.
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Why do men suck pussy more than sucking nipples nowadays?
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We're all in the same game, just on different levels, dealing with the same hells, just different devil's.
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Don't come around me with low confidence because I believe I can fly😎
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Bitches should sell hotdogs, because they already know how to make a weiner stand.🫰
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Me mumbling to me myself after having an argument with my mum
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We rarely thank God for good health.
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Wwwws 😳📌
Streamer MitchJones hits an INSANE 1000x for $50k Playing Le Bandit on Rainbet 🤯
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i wonder if judges be laying in bed like “i aint even have to give him 40 years fr” 😂
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Once your parents know you smoke, every bad thing that happens automatically gets blamed on the weed
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