It's a bittersweet symphony, that's life yeah.
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16 Oct 2025
This coming week, the average tweep will have surmised this: "Kikuyus still hate us Luos because they ridiculed us while we emphatically mourned our fallen hero"
... and "Luos are too dumb to understand that you can mourn without violence."
FOCUS, PEOPLE! NI AGENDA!
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Me marrying a U.S. citizen just to get access to Claude Mythos
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Bandit aliharibu biashara yake bana. Fear vijana wa msitu😂😂😂💔
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The Maasai who sells me mbuzi anaachanga kangozi hapa na pale for 2 factor authentication
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What are “smart homes”? Kenya are addicted to misusing adjectives
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The Konza Affordable Housing Project is steadily taking shape, with 1,042 smart homes under Phase I nearing completion. The development is set to support Kenya’s Silicon Savannah, create employment opportunities, and stimulate local economic growth. Phase II is already underway and will deliver an additional 2,000 housing units, alongside schools and a hospital.
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A vacuum exhauster truck was filmed pouring collected sewage waste into River Mitheu in Machakos County!
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Kama kuna jamaa mreal na life ni huyu, hizi escapades zake hunibash deadly na huwa anasema kitu wise sana, tafuta mumama ako na bread na nitawachia hapo.
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Outside doing WHAT EXACTLY????
New York is in the process of being burnt to the ground,
And yet here we have the “hero” dressed like a Knicks fan standing on top of a taxi in the middle of Manhattan like he’s the Grand Marshal of a parade NOBODY approved of!!!
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first year as mayor and they win the finals
HISTORY.
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That KTN investigation showing how the UDA government is selling Kenyan IDs and Passports to foreigners for as low as kshs 15,000 should worry all of us.
A passport and national ID isn’t just a piece of book or card, they are what defines our nation, Kenya.
The damage Ruto and his gang are doing to Kenya when they sell Kenyan passports and IDs to foreigners, will outlive their short stay in power.
We really fumbled in 2022 by electing an individual and government that will do anything, including selling passports to foreigners for money.
Ruto and his administration are an existential threat to our republic.
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Be guided
Everyone
I totally understand them but I’m not changing my tweeting style. This is who I am - A functional degenerate
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Onyango Tate advertising apparatus.
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Raia kadhaa wa Somalia wamepata kihalali vitambulisho vya Kenya vilivyobadilishwa tarehe za kuzaliwa na mahali pa kuzaliwa.
#KTNLeoWikendi
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What attackers? He obviously killed himself.
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Convicted Child Killer ,Kyle Bevan, Who Killed His Own Stepdaughter was Stabbed 25 Times in Prison Cell - Attackers Tried to Make It Look Like He Was Asleep
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Mamdani really has the mandate of heaven bro
🚨 Zohran Mamdani promised a Knicks championship within his first term.
Last night, the Knicks won the NBA Finals for the first time in 53 years.
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Indian acct discovers Chinese thirst trap on Douyin and immediately projects Indian caste issues
在中国，一个低种姓的永族女子因为误入高种姓石族妇女的家，被迫在她们面前跳舞，而这些石族妇女掌控着整个村庄。中国的种姓歧视问题真的太严重了🥺
Community note
There is no caste system in China. 士农工商 refers to the four occupations, no one is born into any occupation and nor is anyone locked into an occupation for life. Unlike this poster who seems to be locked into spewing shit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_occu…
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> Signs of High Testosterone
> Thick hair
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